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Wrestling Audition Song was sung at the W.T.F. tryouts in the Season Thirteen episode, "W.T.F.".

Background

Eric Cartman decides to hold auditions for better wrestlers, so he can impress W.W.E. president Vince McMahon at the next W.T.F. performance. A wrestler only known by his audition number of 37, performs a monologue and get's the job as Irene's aborted baby during the next show.

Lyrics

All my life, all I ever wanted was to
Be a wrestler
Fighting in the ring
Winning that belt.
And so I dreamed every night that I was the
Undertaker
Smashing skulls in
Breaking arms.
But I'm so worked up. This is something I can do.
Do I have what it takes inside?

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