Eric Cartman decides to hold auditions for better wrestlers, so he can impress W.W.E. president Vince McMahon at the next W.T.F. performance. A wrestler only known by his audition number of 37, performs a monologue and gets the job as Irene's aborted baby during the next show.
All my life, all I ever wanted was to
Be a wrestler
Fighting in the ring
Winning that belt.
And so I dreamed every night that I was the
Smashing skulls in
But I'm so worked up. This is something I can do.
Do I have what it takes inside?