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The "Wild Wild West Rap" is a song that Eric Cartman sings near the beginning and end of the Season Three episode, "Cat Orgy".

Trivia

  • The song references the plot of the 1999 film, Wild Wild West, which also had a rap song theme by Will Smith.

Lyrics

Well, I'm a badass Cowboy livin' in the Cowboy days.
Wiggy, wiggy, scratch, yo, yo, bang, bang.
Me and Artemus Clyde frog go save Salma Hayek from the big metal spider.
A wiggy wig wig wiggy wiggy wig
Fresh cowboy from the west side
Wiggy wiggy scratch yo yo bang bang
Me and Artemus Clyde frog go save Salma frog polly prissy pants
Go down to, well... rumpletumpskin


Songs from Season Three
Believe | Carol of the Bells | Christmas Medley | Christmas Time in Hell | Dead, Dead, Dead | Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel | Falling Away from Me | Getting Gay With Kids | Got to Buy Chinpokomon | Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas | Help Me Buy Chinpokomon | Holy Diver | Home School Miracle | I Am Chewbacca | I Hate You Guys | I Saw Three Ships | It Happened in Sun Valley | Love Bug | Merry Fucking Christmas | Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo | My Country Tis of Thee | O Holy Night | O Tannenbaum | Rebecca's Song | Sexual Harassment Panda | Shelly, Shelly | Silver Bells | Sleigh Ride | Soaring So High | Swiss Colony Beef Log | The Brown Note | The Menstrual Cycle Song | The Morning After | The Most Offensive Song Ever | Turds! | What the Hell Child is This? | Wild Wild West Rap | You and Me, Girl

See Also: List of Songs | List of Minor Characters from Season Three | Season Three