"Where Has My Country Gone?" is a song sung by Mr. Garrison in the Season Nineteen episode, "Where My Country Gone?".


While sitting in a mandatory Canadian language class, Mr. Garrison daydreams a music video about how he believes Canadian refugees are destroying the USA.


Where has my country gone?

Where has my country gone?

It was a land of opportunity that we held dear But now all these other assholes are comin' here.

And where's my country gone? It was just here like, two seconds ago.

'Cause when they said that this was the land of the free I'm pretty sure that they were referring to me And my country's gone!

It got upset and now it's wandered away It took 43 Presidents to make us stand tall And just one black guy to unravel it all Country gone!

Please tell it that we need her back home.

There's a great big hole in the liberty bucket 'Cause someone forgot to tell the foreigners to suck it! And now they're all hanging out on my lawn...

trumpets come up and play "Feels So Good"

And now they're ruining my song Makin' it sound like Chuck Mangione.
Where has my country gone?