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"What the Hell Child is This?" is a parody song featured only on the album, Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics.

Isaac Hayes sings a soul/R&B ballad in the style that made him famous in the 1970s. The song starts out as a replication of the gospel song "What Child is This" and slowly becomes a double-entendre about "making love" with Chef exchanging Christmas puns with his back singers.

Lyrics

Baby, you know there's a lot of love between us Sometimes that love goes bad But other times its so right! Yeah, I know we've been through some rough waters But most of the time our thing is off the hook! I just want to know one thing...
What child is this You've laid to rest At my feet This is not the time. I know that I'm not responsible It's white so it cannot be mine.
No, this, this is Christ the King. With a feeling of relief I cannot sing.
Haste, haste to bring him laud The Babe, the Son of Mary. Mmmmm, Son of Mary! (Son of Mary)
Little bitty baby! (Mary)
So, bring him incense, gold, and myrrh Come peasant king to own Him. The King of kings, salvation brings, Let loving hearts enthrone Him.
Raise, raise the song on high The Virgin sings her lullaby. Joy, joy, for Christ is born The Babe, the Son of Mary.
Son of Mary (Son of Mary)
Little bitty baby (Little bitty baby, yeah)
I'm gonna lay you down by the yule log I'm gonna gonna love you right. Baby, I'm gonna deck your halls And silent your night!
You'll hear the herald angels sing When I'm sliding off your bra. I just can't wait to jingle your bells And fa la la your la! (Fa la la your la)
This, this is Christmas Day A time for lovers to celebrate. I'm gonna ding dong you merrily on high Because this is the season for giving! (Give it to me baby, give it to me baby)
Season for giving (Season for giving, give me love!)
Giving you love (Give me love!)
Whole lotta love (Give me love!)
Making love (Season for giving)
By the fire (Give me love!)
Whole lotta love (Season for good love)
By the fire (Give me love!)
Don't need no mistletoe (Season for giving)
You've got toes (Give me love!)
Whole lotta loving (Season for good love!)
Love (Give me love!)
Jingle bells (Season for giving, give me love!
Fa la la your la. (Season for good love, give me love!)


Songs from Season Three
Believe | Carol of the Bells | Christmas Medley | Christmas Time in Hell | Dead, Dead, Dead | Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel | Falling Away from Me | Getting Gay With Kids | Got to Buy Chinpokomon | Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas | Help Me Buy Chinpokomon | Holy Diver | Home School Miracle | I Am Chewbacca | I Hate You Guys | I Saw Three Ships | It Happened in Sun Valley | Love Bug | Merry Fucking Christmas | Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo | My Country Tis of Thee | O Holy Night | O Tannenbaum | Rebecca's Song | Sexual Harassment Panda | Shelly, Shelly | Silver Bells | Sleigh Ride | Soaring So High | Swiss Colony Beef Log | The Brown Note | The Menstrual Cycle Song | The Morning After | The Most Offensive Song Ever | Turds! | What the Hell Child is This? | Wild Wild West Rap | You and Me, Girl

See Also: List of Songs | List of Minor Characters from Season Three | Season Three