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"Wendy's Audition Song"
Written by: Trey Parker
Performed by: Wendy Testaburger
Episode: "Something You Can Do with Your Finger"
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South Park-Wendy-Cunt Song (with lyrics)00:39

South Park-Wendy-Cunt Song (with lyrics)

"Wendy's Audition Song" was a song written by Wendy Testaburger and performed in the Season Four episode, "Something You Can Do with Your Finger".

Background

Wendy auditions for part of the fifth member of the boy band, Fingerbang. Eric Cartman protests it, however, Kyle Broflovski and Stan Marsh override him, thus letting her sing.

Wendy was accepted into the group because of the song she performed; which is a more explicit version of the schoolyard song "Miss Susie". A boy that resembles Schroeder from the Peanuts comic strip supplies the music accompaniment for her audition.

Trivia

  • The structure of the song is in the style of "Shaving Cream" and other comedic compositions by Benny Bell.

Lyrics

Mrs. Landers was a health nut,
she cooked food in a wok,
Mr. Harris was her boyfriend,
and he had a great big
Cock-a-doodle-doodle,
the rooster just won't quit,
And I don't want my breakfast,
because it tastes like
Shih Tzus make good house pets,
they're cuddly and sweet,
Monkeys aren't good to have,
'cos they like to beat their
Meeting in the office,
a meeting in the hall,
The boss he wants to see you,
so you can suck his
Balzac was a writer,
he lived with Allen Funt,
Mrs. Roberts didn't like him,
but that's 'cos she's a
Contaminated water,
can really make you sick,
Your bladder gets infected,
and blood comes out your
Dictate what I'm saying,
'cos it will bring you luck,
and if you all don't like it,
I don't give a flying fuck! [1]

References

  1. "FAQ - South Park Studios". southparkstudios.com.

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