Wendy was accepted into the group because of the song she performed; which is a more explicit version of the schoolyard song "Miss Susie". A boy that resembles Schroeder from the Peanuts comic strip supplies the music accompaniment for her audition.
Lyrics[]
Mrs. Landers was a health nut.
She cooked food in a wok.
Mr. Harris was her boyfriend,
and he had a great big-
Cock-a-doodle-doodle.
The rooster just won't quit,
and I don't want my breakfast,
because it tastes like-
Shih Tzus make good house pets.
They're cuddly and sweet.
Monkeys aren't good to have,
'cause they like to beat their-
Meeting in the office.
A meeting in the hall.
The boss, he wants to see you,
so you can suck his-
Balzac was a writer.
He lived with Allen Funt.
Mrs. Roberts didn't like him,
but that's 'cause she's a-
Contaminated water,
can really make you sick.
Your bladder gets infected,
and blood comes out your-
Dictate what I'm saying,
'cause it will bring you luck,
and if you all don't like it,
I don't give a flying fuck! [1]
Trivia[]
This song is a parody of the playground song, "Miss Susie Had a Steamboat" as well as "The Assumption Song".
Miiis-suuus Landers mag Gesundes. Sie kochte eine Gans.
Mr. Harris war ihr Liebster - und der hat 'nen großen
Schwanzbewehrten Hamster, der ist total auf Zack.
Und ich mag heut' kein Frühstück, es schmeckt genau wie
Kakerlaken wandern in einem Gänsemarsch.
Affen kann man schlecht erzieh'n, denn sie zeigen ihren
Archeologen spielen mit Steinen Tag für Tag.
Und ihre Sekretärin lutscht gerne ihren
Sag, kennst du den Shakespeare? Er machte Frauen nervös.
Mrs. Roberts sah das gerne und kratzte ihre
Möhsentaler Beine, die meide besser ganz.
Sie geh'n voll auf die Blase und Blut läuft aus dem
Schwanz und Hasenpfote, die gibt es dünn und dick.
Ich bin jetzt durch und freu mich schon amf einen schönen Fick!
Mrs. Landers likes healthy food. She cooked a goose.
Mr. Harris was her lover, and he had a huge...[note 1]
Tail-armed hamster that's totally on the ball.
And I don't like breakfast today, it tastes like...[note 2]
Cockroaches travel in a single file.
Monkeys are difficult to train because they show their...[note 3]
Archeologists play with stones every day.
And her secretary likes to suck her...
Say, do you know Shakespeare? He makes women nervous.
Mrs. Roberts was happy to see this and scratched her...[note 4]
<>, it's better to avoid them altogether.
They hit your bladder and blood runs out of...[note 1]
Tail and hare's foot, they are thin and thick.
I'm done now and I'm looking forward to a nice fuck!
Misesu randāsu wa totemo ryōri ga suki
Misuta Harisu wa kareshi de dekkai
Kokku-san wa shefu gohan tsukuru
De mo tabetakunai sono aji wa
Gero onsen yoi tokoro yo
O saru mo hairi ni kite o
nani shiteru no, kaigijitsu de
Buchō ga yonde shanai fu
Rinbyō wa itai to iukeredo
Watashi wa shiranai tsuitenaikara
Chinchin ga dekiru uchi no koinu
Maiban mama wa asoko ni
Batābata shita utadakeredo
Anata ni shiawase o hakobi man
Mrs. Landers loves cooking very much.
Mr. Harris was her boyfriend with a huge...
(The) cook prepares the chef's meal
But I don't want to eat it, it tastes like...[note 5] Gero onsen is a good place
Even the monkeys came to...[note 6]
What are you doing in the meeting room?
The manager called me...[note 7]
Gonorrhea is painful they say, but
I don't know that, it's not on my...[note 8]
Puppy can do chinchin[note 9]
Every night, mom goes down with...[note 10]
Even if this is a quick song
(I) bring happiness to your...
Señora Landers come sano, cocina caliente
Y Harris es su novio, y tiene un gran pene
La pasta rica, la pasta está muy bien
Pues no la desayuno, tiene sabor a miel
Es dulcecita, melosa si señor
Y no huele tan rico, como mi gran mojón
A mí me llamaba, cuando pequeña fui
Pues no tengo paraguas, me mojo el pistol
El pistolero monta su caballo,
Y a mi mami no le gusta por que es un pende
Joven, él es un chico que quiere a su mamá
Un chico que no llora, no acaba de mamar
Es el chfrio, y honra trabajar
Si a ustedes no les gusta, al carajo se van.