Who is your favorite South Park Superhero?
And who do you think is the best out of all the superheroes? Please pick who you think would win in a fight ( If their super powers were real. ).
The Coon is the superhero identity of Eric Cartman. The Coon fights people using deception and ambushes. The Coon uses bladed claws to attack his enemies. The Coon is shown to be a hero in some ways, as he destroys San Franciso, which was filled enough Smug to consume an entire city, and exterminating The Hippies at Burnung Man, which were shown to be highly destructive, nearly destroying South Park. The Coon also takes control of Cthulhu, a dark God from another dimension, making Him do all of the aforementioned deeds. The Coons weakness is his lack of actual super powers; whereas the others have actual powers, whether they are technological, magical, or genetic in nature, The Coon uses his own abilities to fight.
It can be assumed that The Coon adopted the racoons way of life to become a superhero, similar to Batman using bats.
Mysterion is the superhero identity of Kenny McCormick. Mysterion is one of the only two superheroes to have actual super powers, the other being MintBerryCrunch. Mysterion is the most heroic of all the heroes, willing to sacrifice His lifen in The Sunken City of Ry' Leh without knowing he will be reborn to save his friends. Mysterion also confronts Cthulhu, willing to sacrifice His Immortality and his own life in order to save his friends. Mysterion can reincarnate Himself by being reborn, literally, using His mother as a vessel. Mysterion has no percievable weaknesses, as His power activates regardless of how he dies, unless one counts being killed by another Immortal.
It can be assumed that Mysterion acquired His powers by way of The Cult of Cthulhu, who most likely gave Him Immortality for a malevolent reason.
MintBerryCrunch is the superhero identity of Bradley Biggle. MintBerryCrunch is revealed to be an alien, sent to earth to protect it, and to save him from the evil berry miners. MintBerryCrunch has the ability to fly, has immense strength, able to pick up and throw Cthulhu into his own universe, and can summon berries and mint, using them to subdue Cthulhu, transport the other heroes from The Sunken City of Ry' Leh, and possibly breathe underwater. MintBerryCrunch is at first shown to be a coward, running away from Cthulhu, and peeing his pants when Mysterion talks about His Immortality. MintBerryCrunch's weakness is the need to say " SHABLAGOO!!! " in order to turn into MintBerryCrunch; If his speech was impaired in some way, then he would be unable to turn into MintBerryCrunch.
MintBerryCruch was born with his powers.
Toolshed is the superhero identity of Stan Marsh. Toolshed has the ability to control all power tools with his mind. Toolshed's weakness is his dependancy on power tools; if he is far from them, he cannot use them. Toolshed gets banished to another dimension by Cthulhu at The Coon's behest.
It is unknown as to how Toolshed acquired his powers.
The Human Kite
The Human Kite is the superhero identity of Kyle Broflovski. The Human Kite has the ability to fly, as well as the ability to shoot laser from his eyes. The Human Kite's weakness is most likely his fragile flight tool, a kite, which is fragile. Toolshed gets banished to another dimension by Cthulhu at The Coon's behest.
It is unknown as to how The Human Kite acquired his powers.
Iron Maiden is the superhero identity of Timmy Burch. Iron Maiden is indestructible, able to withstand any attack. Iron Maiden is fast due to his wheels, and can attack enemies using the blades that are attached to his armor. Iron Maiden's weakness is the his limited speech and limited travel. Iron Maiden is banished to another dimension by Cthulhu at The Coon's behest.
It is unknown as to how Iron Maiden acquired his powers.
The Mosquito is the superhero identity of Clyde Harris. The Mosquito can fly, and most likely has superior strength. It can be assumed that The Mosquito has a weakness; the need to drink blood in order to survive and keep his strength. The Mosquito carries blood packets ( Really ketchup packets. ) around on his sash, most likely to keep his strength up and stay alive.
It is unknown as to how The Mosquito acquired his powers.
Tupperwear is the superhero identity of Token Black. Tupperwear is most likely stronger and more durable than an ordinary person, but still more fragile than Iron Maiden. Tupperwear's weakness is his dependance on Tupperwear technology, which he needs to stay alive, or at least stay a superhero.
Tupperwear aquired his powers after he was in a car accident that destroyed his body, and was then rebuilt using Tupperwear parts.
Professor Chaos is the supervillain identity of Leopold " Butters " Stotch. Professor Chaos uses his immense intellect to build powerful weapons, such as gloves that can produce large amounts of energy. Professor Chaos also has control over his Minions, ginuea that do his bidding. Professor Chaos also fights using his own fighting prowess. Professor Chaos' weakness is his dependance on technology, which he needs to fight on an equal level to the super powered Coon and Friends.
Professor Chaos acquired his power after he was cast out of his group of friends solely for being himself, and thus turned to being evil.
General Disarray is the supervillain identity of Dougie. General Disarray uses his immense intellect to build powerful weapons, similar to Professor Chaos, but far weaker. General Disarray has control over Professor Chaos' Minions when Professor Chaos is not around. General Disarray also fights using his own fighting prowess. General Disarray's weakness is his dependance on technology, which he needs to fight on an equal level to the super powered Coon and Friends.
General Disarray acquired his power after he was rejected by those he wanted to become friends with.
Captain Hindsight is the superhero identity of Jack Brollin. Captain Hindsight uses his amazing power hindsight to spot problems and flaws. Captain Hindsight can fly, but has no other known abilities. Captain Hindsight also has three faithful companions; Shoulda, Woulda, and Coulda, three strange things that help him in his heroics. Captain Hindsights weakness is his ability to see too much, crushing under the pressure of others asking him for help.
Captain Hindsight was born with the ability of increased hindsight, and after seeking to increase his hindsight levels using a hindsight increasing machine, gained the ability to fly, and most likely other abilities, after a retroactive spider got into the machine.
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