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Top Ten Most Gruesome Kenny Deaths

10 Face sliced in half No matter how hard you throw a boomerang, face slicing should not be a result.

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9 Explodes from gas buildup Proof that even in South Park, Mentos and Diet Coke don't mix.

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8 Sacrificed at "Carousel" Though not very gruesome, any reference to "Logan's Run" automatically belongs on top ten lists.

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7 Falls into a vat of lava Gaming systems are worth risking your life for.

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6 Vomits his intestines out Jesus doesn't approve of swearing.

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5 Cooked in a microwave oven. Clones mean business, Gremlins style.

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4 Massive defecation The "Brown Note" is not to be taken lightly.

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3 Seizures, then rats explode out of him. I've been saying it for years, Chinpokomon leads to nothing but rats eating their way out of you.

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2 Ozzy Osbourne bites his head off. Ozzy is awesome, even in animated form.

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1 Insides explode Tampons don't belong in anuses, ever.

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