Most video games based on South Park are really bad. That's pretty strange, considering the amount of video game references there are in the show. When a new video game console coming out, South Park parodies it. They spoofed the sensations of Pokémon, World of Warcraft, and more.
South Park: The Stick of Truth is finally the true definitive South Park video game, but if you look at the background of it's success, you find some real shitty games. So, I'm gonna rank the atrocities! From really bad to even worse.
5th Worst: South Park Let's Go Tower Defense Play!
Don't be fooled by the fact that this is the best reviewed South Park game besides Stick of Truth, it's just a generic tower defense game with South Park pasted onto it. It's not one of the worst games ever, but I know that the boys wouldn't be playing this boring game if their life depended on it. Except maybe Butters..
4th Worst: South Park: Tenorman's Revenge
Yes, my friends, they made a video game based on my favorite episode, but it's still a missed oppurtunity. Scott Tenorman Must Die has all the elements to make a great game, but they instead make a lazy, unfunny platformer. It's not even good enough to be called unfunny! It's controls suck, every level is poorly made, and worst of all, it's absolutley awful multiplayer. Tenorman's Revenge is so bland and unimaginative that it shouldn't be considered South Park related at all.
3rd Worst: South Park on Nintendo 64
If you didn't have a N64 and/or live in the 90's you don't know the anticipation built up for this game. It was actually supposed to be the savoir of the best console ever! It wasn't the worst thing produced in '98 (I Still Can't Forget What I Watched That Summer) but it damn near takes the cake. Does anyone want to walk around a wasteland you can't even call South Park hitting turkeys with snowballs for hours on end?! I remember laughing a little while playing with my friends on multiplayer, but we were entertained easier back then. (Case in point: Season 1 and 2)
2nd Worst: South Park: Chef's Luv Shack
If I was thinking a little nicer, I could say Chef's Luv Shack was a little too early to the minigame party, but starting ahead doesn't assure good quality. It definitley cares a little more than the other (except the eyes, GOD THE EYES STILL GIVE ME NIGHTMARES) but the gameplay is even worse than Tenorman's Revenge. It's just a mix of random questions that do not have anything to do with the show and a bunch of minigames that rip off obscure arcade games. But, to give credit where credit is due, it's not the worst, that goes to:
The Worst: South Park Rally
South Park's "wonderful" collection of games already has a bad platformer, first-person shooter, and mini-game, so all we need left is the worst racing game I've ever played in my life! If The Simpsons wasn't making games, this would go down in history as the worst licesned video game I've ever...experienced...if you could call it that.