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The United States Coast Guard is a branch of the U.S. Armed Forces and is responsible for maritime law enforcement. They were first seen in the Season Sixteen episode, "Going Native".


In "Going Native", the Native Hawaiians forced all of the tourists off of Hawaii. After Butters Stotch sank a cruise ship with a golf ball, the Coast Guard was called to reason with the natives. After closing Hawaii's ports, several large Coast Guard vessels were sent to Hawaii.

Upon arriving at one of the beaches, the Coast Guard was met with hundreds of Hawaiian "natives". The natives all launched golf balls at the short range prosecutor boats, to which the Coast Guard responded by opening fire, killing many.

After Kenny fetched more ingredients for Chi Chis from the Coco Palms Resort, the natives made peace with the Coast Guard.

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