1, 2, 3, 4!
So much pain in the world today
Too many turds are headin' my way
But we can face the turds together
Passing by turds whenever
[Skyler] Don'tcha know it's a...
[Shelly] Life so full of happiness
Feel free to mark my words
But me and you, we'll muddle through
In a world that's full of turds
Dime-a-dozen sphincter-lovin' turds