"Turds!" was played by The Lords of the Underworld and Shelly Marsh in the Season Three episode, "Cat Orgy".


Shelly Marsh claimed she could sing a better song than The Lords of the Underworld. Despite the band's protests, she is given a chance to sing with them.


1, 2, 3, 4!
So much pain in the world today
Too many turds are headin' my way
But we can face the turds together
Passing by turds whenever
[Skyler] Don'tcha know it's a...
[Shelly] Life so full of happiness
Feel free to mark my words
But me and you, we'll muddle through
In a world that's full of turds
Dime-a-dozen sphincter-lovin' turds