Trent Boyett
From South Park Archives
| South Park character | |
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| Trent Boyett | |
| Gender | Male |
| Hair | Blond |
| Age | 9 |
| Job | Student, Juvenile Hall prisoner |
| Religion | Roman Catholic |
| Voiced by | Trey Parker |
| Appearances | |
| First | "Pre-School" |
| Last | "Pre-School" |
Trent Boyett was a classmate of the boys back in Pre-School who returned to South Park for revenge five years later.
[edit] Background
Trent was very foul-mouthed and considered the "toughest, baddest" kid in the pre-school class. The boys had wanted to play "Firemen" and asked Trent to burn something for them, which he agreed to as he burned "a lot of stuff". When the boys failed to put out the fire with their urinating, it spread and caught their teacher, Ms.Claridge, on fire (the burns being so severe that she was confined to a wheelchair and could only beep once for 'yes' and twice for 'no').
Trent tried to tell the police that it was the boys' fault, but the boys (including Butters, who didn't want to get grounded for being involved) denied it, causing Trent to be sent to Juvenile Hall for five years. As he was being taken away, he swore revenge.
The day he was released from prison, he went straight after Butters, giving him a wedgie so massive it nearly killed him, two "Indian sunburns", a "charlie horse", a titty-twister, a swirly, a noogie, and a "Polish Bike Ride", causing Butters to wind up severely hospitalized.
When the boys got the help of the sixth graders to defend them, they all wound up bullied and seriously injured by Trent, who had even given one of them a "Texas Chili Bowl" (shoving tabasco sauce and a telephone up their anus).
The boys tried to get the help of Shelley next, but she forced them to confess what they did. Then after she would protect them seeing how bullying Stan is her job. As they were about to admit their involvement to Miss Claridge, Trent arrived to enact his revenge on them, Cartman grabbed the taser he swiped from his mom, trying to keep Trent away from them, but Trent grabbed it, tried to kill them but accidentally overpowered Ms.Claridge's wheelchair and send it out of control, ultimately causing her to get burned once more.
History repeated itself when Trent once again tried to tell the police of the boys' involvement, only to be carted off to Juvenile Hall for another five years, after a misunderstanding of Ms. Claridge's response; after beeping once when asked "Did Trent do this?" Ms. Claridge meant "yes", and so carted off Trent.
[edit] Appearance
Trent had short, wild blond hair, and wore a black muscle shirt, a tattered red vest, and black pants. He had a tattoo on each shoulder, the left one a skull with "Never Forget", and the right one a cross with "Vengeance is Mine, sayeth the lord". He also carried around a switchblade with "Kill all betrayers" scrawled on it.
As a pre-schooler, he wore a similar outfit, but had an aquamarine sweater with a picture of a truck on it underneath the vest.
| Students at South Park Elementary |
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| Children |
| Annie Polk | Bahir Hakeem | Bebe Stevens | Bill, Terrance and Fosse | Blondie | Bradley | Brad Dixon | Bridon Guermo | Butters Stotch | Clyde Donovan | Craig Tucker | Damien | Dog Poo | Dougie | Eric Cartman | Esther | Francis | Gary Harrison | Goth Kids | Heidi Turner | Jason | Jessie | Jimmy Vulmer | Kal | Kelly | Kenny McCormick | Kevin C. | Kindergartners | Kyle Broflovski | Leroy | Lizzy | Lola | Mark and Rebecca Cotswolds | Millie | Nelly | Patty Nelson | Philip "Pip" Pirrip | Rebecca | Sally | Samantha Dunskin | Scott Malkinson | Shauna | Stan Marsh | Tammy Warner | The 6th Graders | The Ugly Kids | Timmy | Token Black | Tommy | Trent Boyett | Tweek Tweak | Wendy Testaburger |
| See Also |
| Template:South Park characters | Portal:Characters |
