"Touch My Body" was a song sung by Eric Cartman in the Season Eight episode, "AWESOM-O".


Eric Cartman sings this while dressed as Britney Spears and dancing with a cardboard cut-out of Justin Timberlake. Butters Stotch shows a video of this to his classmates and the United States military, as payback for tricking him into thinking Cartman was a robot named A.W.E.S.O.M.-O 4000.


Would you like to touch my body?
Come on and touch my body!
Oooo, my hot body!
Don't you like my hot body?
Come on and touch my titties!
I felt them just like ???
Come on Justin, touch my body!
Mmm, Justin, yeah!
Touch my body! You and me!
Check it out, my not-hot body!
Come on, my body!