Tony Hayward is the president of BP (later DP). He appears in the episodes "Coon 2: Hindsight" and "Mysterion Rises". He is largely responsible for the oil spill and the subsequent leak of creatures from other dimensions, including Cthulhu.
In response, he creates numerous "apology" videos which become more and more disturbingly erotic in nature.
|Minor Characters from Season Fourteen|
| Billy Miller | Billy Thompson | Captain Hindsight | Colonel Sanders | Grandma Marsh | Geoff Hamill | Justin Bieber | Kardashians | Kip Drordy | Matthew Broderick | Matt Lauer | Morgan Freeman | Mr. Yelman | Patty Hamill | Sarah Jessica Parker | Snooki | Tiger Woods | Tony Hayward | Woodsy Owl|