The Spirit of Christmas

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The Spirit of Christmas is the name of two different animated short films made by Trey Parker and Matt Stone, who would later become famous for creating the animated series South Park. To differentiate the two, they are often referred to as Jesus vs. Frosty and Jesus vs. Santa.

[edit] The Shorts and The Background

[edit] Jesus vs. Frosty

Jesus vs. Frosty.

In 1992, Trey Parker and Matt Stone, then students at the University of Colorado, made Jesus vs. Frosty, under the "Avenging Conscience Films" moniker. Parker and Stone animated the film using only construction paper, glue, and a very old 8 mm film camera, and premiered the film at the December 1992 student film screening. The movie features four kids who are very similiar of the four main characters of South Park, including a character resembling Cartman but called 'Kenny', as well as three nameless boys resembling Stan, Kyle and Kenny. The film also includes some classical South Park ingredients, including a hilarious story-line, strong language, graphic violence and a 'moral' at the end.

The story is that the four kids build a snowman and, in the vein of Frosty the Snowman, put a magic silk hat on it to make it come to life. Unfortunately Frosty turns out to be evil and deranged, sprouting huge tentacles and killing the Cartman-resembling boy. This leads 'Kyle' to be the first to utter the famous line: 'Oh my god! Frosty killed Kenny!'. The boys go to Santa Claus for help, but it's Frosty in disguise, and he kills the Kenny-resembling boy. The two remaining kids run away, and then find a nativity scene with a baby Jesus, who flies to the evil snowman and kills it by slicing off the magic hat with his halo. After seeing this, one of the boys says another known line: "You know, I learned something today". The two kids realize the true meaning of Christmas: presents. So, as a deer nibbles on the Cartman-resembling boy, they go to their homes to find the presents hidden by their parents.

[edit] Jesus vs. Santa

Jesus vs. Santa.

In 1995, Fox Broadcasting Company executive Brian Graden paid Stone and Parker $2000 to make another animated short as a video Christmas card he could send to friends. In turn, the duo created Jesus vs. Santa. This version of The Spirit of Christmas featured an animation style very similiar to South Park, as well as more developed versions of Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny (and a cameo appearance of a girl looking exactly like Wendy Testaburger, sitting on Santa's lap). It largely established the characters as they would be used in South Park. The movie also contains elements which would re-occur in the series, like Kyle being Jewish, and rats eating Kenny's corpse. The film reportedly had a budget of $750, with Parker and Stone keeping the rest of their commission. The making of the short was parodied in the South Park episode "A Very Crappy Christmas".

The story differs largely from Jesus vs. Frosty: Jesus descends to South Park where he meets the kids. He asks them to take him to the local mall, where he finds Santa. Turns out that Jesus has a bone to pick with "Kringle" - according to Jesus, Santa diminishes the memory of Jesus' birthday with his presents. Santa is aware of the feud, and claims that "this time", they will "finish it". They stand up for a fight (accompanied by sounds and music from Mortal Kombat (series)|Mortal Kombat), and they duke it out, accidentally killing various bystanders (including Kenny) in the process. Jesus pins Santa down, and they both ask the boys to help them. Stan hesitates, and wonders: "What Would Brian Boitano do?" (this is later parodies as a song in South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut) The figure skater miraculously appears and holds a speech about how Christmas should be about being good to each other. The boys transmit the message to the fighters, who ashamedly agree and decide to bury the hatchet over an orange smoothie. Just like in Jesus vs. Frosty, the boys realize the true meaning of Christmas: presents. Kyle remarks that if you're Jewish, you get presents for eight days! The others decide to become Jewish too and, while rats are eating Kenny's corpse, leave the scene.

Graden initially distributed the video to 80 friends in December 1995, one of the friends rumored to be George Clooney. Brian Boitano ended up getting a hold of the tape, and was apparently flattered by his depiction. After months of being passed around on bootleg video and the Internet, the film caught the attention of cable network Comedy Central. The network hired the pair to develop South Park, which premiered in the USA on August 13, 1997.

In 1997, Jesus vs. Santa received a Los Angeles Film Critics Association Award for best animation.

The episodes remain free to distribute and are available to watch uncensored at the South Park Studios website.

Spirit of Christmas: Jesus vs. Santa" will be on the South Park The Hits: Volume 1 DVD.

[edit] Kenny's deaths

Spoiler warning: Plot details follow.

In Jesus vs. Frosty: The boy resembling Cartman (and called "Kenny") gets grabbed by one of Frosty's tentacles and is thrown at a distance. He gets slammed into the ground and quickly bleeds to death. The boy resembling Kenny gets grabbed by the throat by Santa (actually Frosty in disguise) then tossed to the ground and his head is knocked off.

In Jesus vs. Santa: Kenny gets decapitated by Santa, causing his head to fly off and hit a statue which topples over, crushing some children. At the end of the film, a bunch of rats eat his corpse.

[edit] Quotes

[edit] (Jesus vs. Frosty)

Stan: Dude!

Kyle: What?

Stan: Don't put the magic hat on the snowman.

Kyle: Why?

Stan: 'Cause if you do, he's gonna come to life.

Kyle: Cool!

Stan: No, it's not cool! My sister, in-in Minnesota, put a hat on a snowman and it tried to kill her!

Kyle: Fuck him, let's do it anyway!

Kenny: Yeah!

Kyle: Oh my God! Frosty killed Kenny!

Stan: Dude, I told you not to put that fucking hat on Frosty's fucking head! Now, didn't I?!

Kyle: Well I'm sorry, Mr. Rocket fucking scientist! What are we supposed to do now?!

Kyle: (After running from Frosty) Uh, you know something, I don't think that was the real Santa Claus.

Stan: Oh no shit, Sherlock! You know, thanks to you there's not gonna be any Christmas, and there's no one left to help us.

Kyle: Oh, Christ!

Boys: (gasp) Jesus!

[edit] (Jesus vs. Santa)

Kyle:Dreidel,dreidel,dreidel,I made you out of clay.Dreidel,dreidel...

Stan:That's a stupid song.

Cartman:Yeah,hanukah sucks!

Kyle: Don't you oppress me, fat boy!

Cartman: Don't call me fat, butt-fucker!

Kyle: Then don't belittle my people, you fucking fat-ass!

Cartman: GOD DAMN IT DON'T CALL ME FAT YOU BUTT-FUCKING SON OF A BITCH!

Jesus: Behold my glory.

Stan: Holy shit, it's Jesus!

Cartman:

Jesus: Oh yes he does ; ).

Stan: [gasps] He's come to kill you 'cause you're Jewish, Kyle!

Kyle: Oh, fuck! I'm sorry, Jesus! Don't kill me!

Jesus: Nay, fear not. I love all my children.

Kyle: Whew.

Jesus: Tomorrow is my birthday, yet all is not right.

Stan: Your birthday is on Christmas? That sucks, dude!

Jesus: I must find a place called... the mall.

Kyle: Well, we can take you to the mall, Jesus.

Stan: Yeah! It's over this way!

Cartman: Ow! Goddamn it! You stepped on my foot, you pig-fucker!

Stan: Dude! Don't say pig-fucker in front of Jesus!

Cartman: Ah, fuck you!

Jesus: Boys, help me put an end to him once and for all.

Santa: No, boys, help me. So that I can put an end to him.

Jesus: God is watching you boys. You know who to help.

Santa: Stan, remember the choo-choo when you were three?

Jesus: I died for your sins, boys. Don't forget that.

Stan: I don't know what to do, dude! Who should we help?

Cartman: I say we help Santa Claus.

Kyle: Aw, you're just saying that because he brings you candy.

Cartman: Hey! I don't need to take that kinda shit from a Jew!

Kyle: You're such a fat fuck, Cartman, that when you walk down the street, people go "GODDAMN IT, that kid's a big fat fuck!"

Kyle: We actually met, we actually spoke with THE Brian Boitano!

Stan: Yeah, and you know, I think I learned something today. It doesn't matter of you're Christian or Jewish or Atheist or Hindu. Christmas, still, is about one very important thing...

Cartman: Yeah, ham.

Stan: NO, NOT HAM, YOU FAT FUCK!

Cartman: Fuck you!

Stan: Christmas is about something much more important.

Kyle: What?

Stan: Presents.

Kyle: Ah.

Stan: Don't you see, Kyle?

Kyle: Yeah.