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"The Safety Dance" is a pop song by Canadian new-wave band, Men Without Hats. It was featured in the Season Six episode, "Asspen" and the Season Nineteen episode, "Where My Country Gone?".

Background

"Asspen"

The boys are invited to a dance to save the teen recreational center. Butters Stotch dances to a beat sounding like the "Safety Dance".

"Where My Country Gone?"

Herbert Garrison is out to find the President of Canada while this song plays in the background. The President of Canada is dancing to the song when Mr. Garrison bursts through his office door.

Lyrics

We can dance if we want to
We can leave your friends behind
Cause your friends don't dance
And if they don't dance
Well they're no friends of mine

I say, we can go where we want to
A place where they'll never find
And we can act like we come from out of this world
Leave the real one far behind
We can dance (Come see! )

We can go where we want to
The night is young and so am I
And we can dress real neat
From our hands to our feet
And surprise'em with a victory cry

I say, we can act if we want to
If we don't nobody will
And you can act real rude
And totally removed
And I can act like an imbecile
I say, we can dance, we can dance
Everything is out of control
We can dance, we can dance
We're doing it from wall to wall
We can dance, we can dance
Everybody look at your hands
We can dance, we can dance
Everybody's taking the chance

Safety dance
We'll safety dance
Yes, the safety dance

We can dance if we want to
We've got all your life and mine
As long as we abuse it
Never gonna lose it
Everything will work out right

I say, We can dance if we want to
We can leave your friends behind
Cause your friends don't dance
And if they don't dance
Well they're no friends of mine

I say, we can dance, we can dance
Everything is out of control
We can dance, we can dance
We're doing it from wall to wall
We can dance, we can dance
Everybody look at your hands
We can dance, we can dance
Everybody's taking the chance

Safety dance
We'll safety dance
Yes, the safety dance


Songs from Season Six
A Ladder to Heaven | Don't You Forget About Me | Fight-in' Round The World | Jared's Theme | Montage | My Future Self n' Me | Poo-Choo Train | Sea People and Me | Sometimes You Kill Your Teacher | Stan Darsh | Stars and Stripes Forever | Take on Me | The Ballad of Lemmiwinks | The Biggest Douche in the Universe | The Catholic Boat | The Safety Dance | The Twelve Days of Christmas | True Freaks Union

See Also: List of Songs | List of Minor Characters from Season Six | Season Six