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"The Most Offensive Song Ever" is featured on the album, Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics.

Background

This song is sung by Mr. Hankey and Kenny McCormick, whose lyrics include all of the offensive lines.

Trivia

There is an alternate version with Mr. Hankey singing Kenny's lines as well. Some of the offensive lyrics are slightly different.

Lyrics

Howdy Ho.
the Virgin Mary was sleepin'
When Angel Gabriel appeared
He said, "You are to be the virgin mother."
and Mary thought that was weird.
Mary said, "I'm not a virgin.
I blew a guy last year."
But then Gabriel said to Mary,
"My child, have no fear."
cause, you can suck all the dick you want And still be a virgin, Mary.
You can suck all the dick you want
And still not be considered flawed.
Although you went to town
and sucked some semen down,
You're still a virgin in the eyes of God.

There was no room at the inn
When Mary and Joseph did arrive.
But they were so very tired, you see,
And Mary had to offer a bribe.
Since she had no money,
How would she pay for a place to sleep?
Gabriel appeared to Mary
And told her not to weep.

'Cause you can suck all the dick you want
And still be a virgin, Mary.
You can suck all the dick you want
And still be the mother of Christ.
If there's no room at the inn,
then it's not considered a sin
to suck some dick to get a room for the night.

Then, three wise men did appear
Bearing gifts of myrrh and such
They said that they had followed a star
And missed a woman's touch.
Mary thought she might pleasure them
But could not take them to bed.
But again, Gabriel appeared to her
And this is what he said:

You can suck all the dick you want
And still be a virgin, Mary.
You can suck all the dick you want
Every one that hangs in the nation.
Fellatio ain't no sin.
Go on and blow those Three Wise Men
And you'll still be a virgin 'cause there was no penetration!

So, you can suck all the dick you want
And still be a virgin, Mary.
The donkey and the ox and the lambs
And even the little drummer boy
folks will remember your name quick.
They'll say "Damn, that bitch could suck a dick!"
'Cause sucking dick brings peace on Earth and joy.

'Cause sucking dick brings peace on Earth and joy.
Mary, Mary suck that dick.


Songs from Season Three
Believe | Carol of the Bells | Christmas Medley | Christmas Time in Hell | Dead, Dead, Dead | Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel | Falling Away from Me | Getting Gay With Kids | Got to Buy Chinpokomon | Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas | Help Me Buy Chinpokomon | Holy Diver | Home School Miracle | I Am Chewbacca | I Hate You Guys | I Saw Three Ships | It Happened in Sun Valley | Love Bug | Merry Fucking Christmas | Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo | My Country Tis of Thee | O Holy Night | O Tannenbaum | Rebecca's Song | Sexual Harassment Panda | Shelly, Shelly | Silver Bells | Sleigh Ride | Soaring So High | Swiss Colony Beef Log | The Brown Note | The Menstrual Cycle Song | The Morning After | The Most Offensive Song Ever | Turds! | What the Hell Child is This? | Wild Wild West Rap | You and Me, Girl

See Also: List of Songs | List of Minor Characters from Season Three | Season Three