"The Jewelry Polka" is a montage song featured in Season Sixteen episode, "Cash For Gold".


The song is sung a capella, while a montage plays showing the cycle of how jewelry is sold cheaply to resellers, who then sell it to smelting plants. The smelting plants then melt it down to sell to a factory in India, which, in turn, turns it back into jewelry to be sold on home shopping networks at exorbitant prices. As the montage gets to the end the melody gets louder and more akin to grunting.

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