|Date of Birth||July 6, 1982|
|Died||"Canada on Strike"|
|Occupation||Musician, internet celebrity|
|Voiced by||Trey Parker|
|First||"Canada on Strike"|
|Final||"Canada on Strike"|
He appeared in the Season Twelve episode, "Canada on Strike", as one of the internet celebrities waiting for their theoretical payments. When the other celebrities begin fighting, he produces a gun and shoots several of his fellow internet celebrities. He meets his end when Dramatic Look Gopher stares at him too long, causing his brain to explode.
He wears a white shirt, brown pants and grey-rimmed glasses. He has an orange-tinted tan.
Zonday appears to have a reputation amongst the other internet celebrities for being smug and self-absorbed. Exemplifying this, at one point he claims that "Nothing takes priority over Chocolate Rain!"