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"Taco Flavored Kisses" is a song sung by Eric Cartman's hand puppet/alter ego Jennifer Lopez in the Season Seven episode, "Fat Butt and Pancake Head".

Background

While walking around the mall with the $20 gift certificate Cartman won for his presentation on Latino culture, the boys get tacos from the food court cafeteria. Afterwards, Jennifer Lopez sees a "Make Your Own Music Video" booth. "She" wants to create a music video, however, the other boys think it's "cheesy".

After excessively complaining, the boys give in and allow her to make her video about her love for tacos and burritos. The video soon becomes a hit, after the music video operator sends the video to some Hollywood "big-wigs", thus making Ms. Lopez famous.

Lyrics

Burrito, taco taco, burrito, taco taco taco,

Don't think just because I got a lot of money,
I'll give you taco-flavored kisses, honey
Fulfill all your wishes
with my taco-flavored kisses

Taco taco, Burrito burrito Taco taco,
Fulfill all your wishes
with my taco-flavored kisses! Taco taco.


Songs from Season Seven
All Out of Love | All Things Just Keep Getting Better | Bleeding Heart Rock Protest Song vs. Pro War Country Song | Blowing Smoke | Casa Bonita | Cigarettes All Hidey Lidey Day | Crips and Bloods | Ding Dong They Caught Saddam | Don't Know What You Got (Till It's Gone) | Follow the Only Road | French Canada | Greensleeves | If You Leave Me Now | Jarabe Tapatío | Jesus, Baby | Joseph Smith Was Called a Prophet | Living in America | Love Is a Battlefield | Make a Run for the Border | Shock the Monkey | Taco Flavored Kisses for My Ben | Taco Flavored Kisses | Welcome Friends to Canada | YMCA

See Also: List of Songs | List of Minor Characters from Season Seven | Season Seven