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"Taco Flavored Kisses" is a song sung by Eric Cartman's hand puppet/alter ego Jennifer Lopez in the Season Seven episode, "Fat Butt and Pancake Head".


While walking around the mall with the $20 gift certificate Cartman won for his presentation on Latino culture, the boys get tacos from the food court cafeteria. Afterwards, Jennifer Lopez sees a "Make Your Own Music Video" booth. "She" wants to create a music video, however, the other boys think it's "cheesy".

After excessively complaining, the boys give in and allow her to make her video about her love for tacos and burritos. The video soon becomes a hit, after the music video operator sends the video to some Hollywood "big-wigs", thus making Ms. Lopez famous.


Burrito, taco taco, burrito, taco taco taco,

Don't think just because I got a lot of money,
I'll give you taco-flavored kisses, honey
Fulfill all your wishes
with my taco-flavored kisses

Taco taco, Burrito burrito Taco taco,
Fulfill all your wishes
with my taco-flavored kisses! Taco taco.