"Swim With the Dolphins" is a song heard in Gerald Broflovski's fantasy montage in the Season Nine episode, "Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina".


Gerald Broflovski threatens to sue Dr. Biber and Trinidad Medical Center for turning his son into a tall black basketball player. The doctor calms Gerald by appealing to his love of dolphins and persuading him into becoming a dolphin.


If I could swim with the dolphins,
the soft and gentle dolphins...
Why can't I swim with the dolphins?