"Stan's Song" is a section of the folk song "I've Been Working on the Railroad" and ending with a brief "Happy Birthday to You". The song was sung by Stan Marsh in the Season Twelve episode, "Elementary School Musical".


Stan becomes resentful of Bridon Gueermo's popularity as well the attention he is receiving from Wendy Testaburger. When he finds out Bridon and Wendy are singing together as leads in the school musical, he becomes further distraught. As Stan nervously breaks into a song, the other students form a dance line behind him in anticipation.


Someone's in the kitchen with Dinah,
Someone's in the kitchen, I know
Someone's in the kitchen with Dinah
Strummin' on the old banjo and go and
Fee, fie, fiddle-e-i-o
Fee, fie, fiddle-e-i-o-o-o-o
Fee, fie, fiddle-e-i-o.
Strumming on the old banjo jo jo...
Go tell Aunt Rhodie
Go tell Aunt Rhodie
Go tell Aunt Rhodie
Her ole gray goose is...
Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday to...