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"Chef Aid/Script" | "Spookyfish/Script" | "Merry Christmas Charlie Manson!/Script" | 
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- The official script for "Spookyfish" was released by South Park Studios. It is located [[Media:{{{e}}}.pdf|here]]!
Cast
- Stan Marsh
- Evil Stan Marsh
- Kyle Broflovski
- Evil Kyle Broflovski
- Eric Cartman
- Evil Eric Cartman
- Kenny McCormick
- Stan's Spooky Fish
- Sparky Marsh
- Mr. Kitty
- Chef McElroy
- Randy Marsh
- Sharon Marsh
- Aunt Flo
- Mrs. McCormick
- Stuart McCormick
- Officer Barbrady
- Indian Burial Ground Pet Store Clerk
- Mayor McDaniels
- Johnson
Script
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| class="DLborderBOT " style="padding-left:5px;" | The following program is brought to you in spooky vision. Be warned: all scenes will be accompanied by pictures of Barbra Streisand. |- | class="DLborderBOT DLborderRIGHT" | | class="DLborderBOT thirdBG" style="padding-left:5px;" | A scream is heard and the Halloween/Pinkeye opening sequence is shown. |- | class="DLborderBOT DLborderRIGHT" | | class="DLborderBOT thirdBG" style="padding-left:5px;" | Outer Space. A alien ship descends, and then turns towards Earth, headed for the western U.S. As it enters the atmosphere it begins to burn. It slows down and hovers over a road, then lands gently. A door opens like a camera lens, and an alien drops down. As soon as he moves, a tire crushes him. Judging by the size of the tire, the alien was 18 to 24 inches tall. The tire is that of the South Park Elementary school bus, which stops to let the boys off. Then it pulls away. |-
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| class="DLborderBOT " style="padding-left:5px;" | I wonder why Cartman wasn't in school today. |-
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| class="DLborderBOT " style="padding-left:5px;" | He probably just ditched to avoid that spelling test. |-
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| class="DLborderBOT " style="padding-left:5px;" | Hey guys. How's it going? |- | class="DLborderBOT DLborderRIGHT" | | class="DLborderBOT thirdBG" style="padding-left:5px;" | Cartman now has a full goatee. Kyle and Stan laugh. |-
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| class="DLborderBOT " style="padding-left:5px;" | Uh, nice costume, dude. Who are you supposed to be? Luke Perry? |-
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| class="DLborderBOT " style="padding-left:5px;" | Cartman, how come you weren't in school today? |-
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| class="DLborderBOT " style="padding-left:5px;" | Did you eat too many pork rinds last night? |- | class="DLborderBOT DLborderRIGHT" | | class="DLborderBOT thirdBG" style="padding-left:5px;" | Kyle and Stan laugh again. |-
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| class="DLborderBOT " style="padding-left:5px;" | You guys, you're so funny. No matter how I'm feeling, I can always count on you guys to lighten me up. |-
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| class="DLborderBOT " style="padding-left:5px;" | What? |-
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| class="DLborderBOT " style="padding-left:5px;" | I had to stay home because my mother wasn't feeling well. She has the flu, and I wanted to take care of the house so she could stay in bed |- | class="DLborderBOT DLborderRIGHT" | | class="DLborderBOT thirdBG" style="padding-left:5px;" | Stan and Kyle stand there shocked. |-
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| class="DLborderBOT " style="padding-left:5px;" | I just wanted to catch you guys to see if we were assigned any homework tonight. |-
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| class="DLborderBOT " style="padding-left:5px;" | What the hell are you talking about, Cartman?! |-
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| class="DLborderBOT " style="padding-left:5px;" | Stop screwing around, dude. We're all gonna go meet at the store later to buy pumpkins to carve. |-
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| class="DLborderBOT " style="padding-left:5px;" | [Excited.] Oooh, then we can enter the carving contest! I'll run home and get money from Mother. Do you guys need some, too? |- | class="DLborderBOT DLborderRIGHT" | | class="DLborderBOT thirdBG" style="padding-left:5px;" | Cartman and the boys look at each other. |-
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| class="DLborderBOT " style="padding-left:5px;" | Dude, this is creepy. |- | class="DLborderBOT DLborderRIGHT" | | class="DLborderBOT thirdBG" style="padding-left:5px;" | Stan's house. Stan walks in to find Sharon and someone new. |-
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| class="DLborderBOT " style="padding-left:5px;" | Stanley? Look who's here. Aunt Flo. |- | class="DLborderBOT DLborderRIGHT" | | class="DLborderBOT thirdBG" style="padding-left:5px;" | An elderly woman with glasses who has two gifts wrapped up next to her. |-
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| class="DLborderBOT " style="padding-left:5px;" | Hello, Stanley. Remember me? |-
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| class="DLborderBOT " style="padding-left:5px;" | [Flatly.] Hi, Aunt Flo. |- | class="DLborderBOT DLborderRIGHT" | | class="DLborderBOT thirdBG" style="padding-left:5px;" | Stan hesitates to enter, Aunt Flo begins to tremble. |-
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| class="DLborderBOT " style="padding-left:5px;" | Now, Stanley! Aunt Flo only visits once a month. Be nice. |-
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| class="DLborderBOT " style="padding-left:5px;" | Hey, Stanley. I brought you and Shelly presents. |-
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| class="DLborderBOT " style="padding-left:5px;" | Wow, really?! Hey, I love Aunt Flo! |- | class="DLborderBOT DLborderRIGHT" | | class="DLborderBOT thirdBG" style="padding-left:5px;" | He rushes in, Shelly turning up as well. |-
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| class="DLborderBOT " style="padding-left:5px;" | Okay, Shelly. This one's for you. |- | class="DLborderBOT DLborderRIGHT" | | class="DLborderBOT thirdBG" style="padding-left:5px;" | Shelly opens up the larger box and it expands out into. |-
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| class="DLborderBOT " style="padding-left:5px;" | It's a television/CD player/surround sound home theater. |-
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| class="DLborderBOT " style="padding-left:5px;" | Wow! |-
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| class="DLborderBOT " style="padding-left:5px;" | What do you say, Shelly? |-
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| class="DLborderBOT " style="padding-left:5px;" | Thank you, Aunt Flo. |-
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| class="DLborderBOT " style="padding-left:5px;" | Okay, Stanley. Your turn. |- | class="DLborderBOT DLborderRIGHT" | | class="DLborderBOT thirdBG" style="padding-left:5px;" | Stan opens up his box and reaches in. |-
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| class="DLborderBOT " style="padding-left:5px;" | Your very own fish. |-
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| class="DLborderBOT " style="padding-left:5px;" | What do you say, Stanley? |-
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| class="DLborderBOT " style="padding-left:5px;" | I don't know. |- | class="DLborderBOT DLborderRIGHT" | | class="DLborderBOT thirdBG" style="padding-left:5px;" | Stan and the fish look at each other. Stan shows some fear. |-
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| class="DLborderBOT " style="padding-left:5px;" | [Softly.] I think he likes you. [Normal.] Come on Shelly. Let's hook up your home theater. |-
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| class="DLborderBOT " style="padding-left:5px;" | Okay. |- | class="DLborderBOT DLborderRIGHT" | | class="DLborderBOT thirdBG" style="padding-left:5px;" | Shelly follows her aunt out. |-
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| class="DLborderBOT " style="padding-left:5px;" | How do you like your fish, Stanley? |-
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| class="DLborderBOT " style="padding-left:5px;" | I don't like it. It's spooky. |-
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| class="DLborderBOT " style="padding-left:5px;" | Oh, now, what's spooky about a cute, little goldfish? Go put him in your room. |-
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| class="DLborderBOT " style="padding-left:5px;" | Do I have to? |-
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| class="DLborderBOT " style="padding-left:5px;" | Yes, you do! |-
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| class="DLborderBOT " style="padding-left:5px;" | Damn it! |- | class="DLborderBOT DLborderRIGHT" | | class="DLborderBOT thirdBG" style="padding-left:5px;" | Stan walks off with the goldfish. |-
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| class="DLborderBOT " style="padding-left:5px;" | Language! |- | class="DLborderBOT DLborderRIGHT" | | class="DLborderBOT thirdBG" style="padding-left:5px;" | A different Barbra picture zooms out from the center of the screen. Next: the bus stop. Kyle is already there. |-
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| class="DLborderBOT " style="padding-left:5px;" | Where have you been, dude? |-
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| class="DLborderBOT " style="padding-left:5px;" | Dude, my mom's having her monthly visitor. |-
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| class="DLborderBOT " style="padding-left:5px;" | Aunt Flo? |-
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| class="DLborderBOT " style="padding-left:5px;" | Yeah. Every time she shows up my mom turns into a total bitch. |-
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| class="DLborderBOT " style="padding-left:5px;" | Where is Cartman? He said he was gonna bring money for us to buy a pumpkin. |-
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| class="DLborderBOT " style="padding-left:5px;" | Yeah, I wonder why he's being so nice. |-
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| class="DLborderBOT " style="padding-left:5px;" | Here he comes. |-
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| class="DLborderBOT " style="padding-left:5px;" | Hey, Cartman! Did you bring us money from your mom? |-
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| class="DLborderBOT " style="padding-left:5px;" | [clean-shaven] Heh! Yeah, right! You guys could kiss my black ass! |-
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| class="DLborderBOT " style="padding-left:5px;" | You said you could get us money, Cartman! |-
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| class="DLborderBOT " style="padding-left:5px;" | Man, you guys are hella stupid! If I had money, I wouldn't give it to you assholes!
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| Story Elements |
Flo Kimble • Spookyfish • The Evil Boys • Barbra Streisand • Indian Burial Ground Pet Store • Tiny Alien • "Jimmy Crack Corn" • "My Best Friends" • "Hush, Little Baby" | ||||
| Media |
Images • Script • Extras • Watch Episode | ||||
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