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The official script for "Spookyfish" was released by South Park Studios. It is located here!

Cast

  • Stan Marsh
  • Evil Stan Marsh
  • Kyle Broflovski
  • Evil Kyle Broflovski
  • Eric Cartman
  • Evil Eric Cartman
  • Kenny McCormick
  • Stan's Spooky Fish
  • Sparky Marsh
  • Mr. Kitty
  • Chef McElroy
  • Randy Marsh
  • Sharon Marsh
  • Aunt Flo
  • Mrs. McCormick
  • Stuart McCormick
  • Officer Barbrady
  • Indian Burial Ground Pet Store Clerk
  • Mayor McDaniels
  • Johnson
"Spookyfish/Script" is under construction. Some information may be missing.

Script

{{EpisodeScript| |-

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Announcer

| style="border-bottom: 1px solid #BBB; padding-left:5px;" | The following program is brought to you in spooky vision. Be warned: all scenes will be accompanied by pictures of Barbra Streisand. |- | style="border-bottom: 1px solid #BBB; border-right: 1px solid #CCC;" | | style="border-bottom: 1px solid #BBB; background-color:#6dc56d; padding-left:5px" | A scream is heard and the Halloween/Pinkeye opening sequence is shown. |- | style="border-bottom: 1px solid #BBB; border-right: 1px solid #CCC;" | | style="border-bottom: 1px solid #BBB; background-color:#6dc56d; padding-left:5px" | Outer Space. A alien ship descends, and then turns towards Earth, headed for the western U.S. As it enters the atmosphere it begins to burn. It slows down and hovers over a road, then lands gently. A door opens like a camera lens, and an alien drops down. As soon as he moves, a tire crushes him. Judging by the size of the tire, the alien was 18 to 24 inches tall. The tire is that of the South Park Elementary school bus, which stops to let the boys off. Then it pulls away. |-

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Stan

| style="border-bottom: 1px solid #BBB; padding-left:5px;" | I wonder why Cartman wasn't in school today. |-

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Kyle

| style="border-bottom: 1px solid #BBB; padding-left:5px;" | He probably just ditched to avoid that spelling test. |-

| style="border-bottom: 1px solid #BBB; border-right: 1px solid #CCC;" |
Cartman

| style="border-bottom: 1px solid #BBB; padding-left:5px;" | Hey guys. How's it going? |- | style="border-bottom: 1px solid #BBB; border-right: 1px solid #CCC;" | | style="border-bottom: 1px solid #BBB; background-color:#6dc56d; padding-left:5px" | Cartman now has a full goatee. Kyle and Stan laugh. |-

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Kyle

| style="border-bottom: 1px solid #BBB; padding-left:5px;" | Uh, nice costume, dude. Who are you supposed to be? Luke Perry? |-

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Stan

| style="border-bottom: 1px solid #BBB; padding-left:5px;" | Cartman, how come you weren't in school today? |-

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Kyle

| style="border-bottom: 1px solid #BBB; padding-left:5px;" | Did you eat too many pork rinds last night? |- | style="border-bottom: 1px solid #BBB; border-right: 1px solid #CCC;" | | style="border-bottom: 1px solid #BBB; background-color:#6dc56d; padding-left:5px" | Kyle and Stan laugh again. |-

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Cartman

| style="border-bottom: 1px solid #BBB; padding-left:5px;" | You guys, you're so funny. No matter how I'm feeling, I can always count on you guys to lighten me up. |-

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Stan

| style="border-bottom: 1px solid #BBB; padding-left:5px;" | What? |-

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Cartman

| style="border-bottom: 1px solid #BBB; padding-left:5px;" | I had to stay home because my mother wasn't feeling well. She has the flu, and I wanted to take care of the house so she could stay in bed |- | style="border-bottom: 1px solid #BBB; border-right: 1px solid #CCC;" | | style="border-bottom: 1px solid #BBB; background-color:#6dc56d; padding-left:5px" | Stan and Kyle stand there shocked. |-

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Cartman

| style="border-bottom: 1px solid #BBB; padding-left:5px;" | I just wanted to catch you guys to see if we were assigned any homework tonight. |-

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Kyle

| style="border-bottom: 1px solid #BBB; padding-left:5px;" | What the hell are you talking about, Cartman?! |-

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Stan

| style="border-bottom: 1px solid #BBB; padding-left:5px;" | Stop screwing around, dude. We're all gonna go meet at the store later to buy pumpkins to carve. |-

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Cartman

| style="border-bottom: 1px solid #BBB; padding-left:5px;" | [Excited.] Oooh, then we can enter the carving contest! I'll run home and get money from Mother. Do you guys need some, too? |- | style="border-bottom: 1px solid #BBB; border-right: 1px solid #CCC;" | | style="border-bottom: 1px solid #BBB; background-color:#6dc56d; padding-left:5px" | Cartman and the boys look at each other. |-

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Stan

| style="border-bottom: 1px solid #BBB; padding-left:5px;" | Dude, this is creepy. |- | style="border-bottom: 1px solid #BBB; border-right: 1px solid #CCC;" | | style="border-bottom: 1px solid #BBB; background-color:#6dc56d; padding-left:5px" | Stan's house. Stan walks in to find Sharon and someone new. |-

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Sharon

| style="border-bottom: 1px solid #BBB; padding-left:5px;" | Stanley? Look who's here. Aunt Flo. |- | style="border-bottom: 1px solid #BBB; border-right: 1px solid #CCC;" | | style="border-bottom: 1px solid #BBB; background-color:#6dc56d; padding-left:5px" | An elderly woman with glasses who has two gifts wrapped up next to her. |-

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Aunt Flo

| style="border-bottom: 1px solid #BBB; padding-left:5px;" | Hello, Stanley. Remember me? |-

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Stanley

| style="border-bottom: 1px solid #BBB; padding-left:5px;" | [Flatly.] Hi, Aunt Flo. |- | style="border-bottom: 1px solid #BBB; border-right: 1px solid #CCC;" | | style="border-bottom: 1px solid #BBB; background-color:#6dc56d; padding-left:5px" | Stan hesitates to enter, Aunt Flo begins to tremble. |-

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Sharon

| style="border-bottom: 1px solid #BBB; padding-left:5px;" | Now, Stanley! Aunt Flo only visits once a month. Be nice. |-

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Aunt Flo

| style="border-bottom: 1px solid #BBB; padding-left:5px;" | Hey, Stanley. I brought you and Shelly presents. |-

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Stan

| style="border-bottom: 1px solid #BBB; padding-left:5px;" | Wow, really?! Hey, I love Aunt Flo! |- | style="border-bottom: 1px solid #BBB; border-right: 1px solid #CCC;" | | style="border-bottom: 1px solid #BBB; background-color:#6dc56d; padding-left:5px" | He rushes in, Shelly turning up as well. |-

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Aunt Flo

| style="border-bottom: 1px solid #BBB; padding-left:5px;" | Okay, Shelly. This one's for you. |- | style="border-bottom: 1px solid #BBB; border-right: 1px solid #CCC;" | | style="border-bottom: 1px solid #BBB; background-color:#6dc56d; padding-left:5px" | Shelly opens up the larger box and it expands out into. |-

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Aunt Flo

| style="border-bottom: 1px solid #BBB; padding-left:5px;" | It's a television/CD player/surround sound home theater. |-

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Stan

| style="border-bottom: 1px solid #BBB; padding-left:5px;" | Wow! |-

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Sharon

| style="border-bottom: 1px solid #BBB; padding-left:5px;" | What do you say, Shelly? |-

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Shelly

| style="border-bottom: 1px solid #BBB; padding-left:5px;" | Thank you, Aunt Flo. |-

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Sharon

| style="border-bottom: 1px solid #BBB; padding-left:5px;" | Okay, Stanley. Your turn. |- | style="border-bottom: 1px solid #BBB; border-right: 1px solid #CCC;" | | style="border-bottom: 1px solid #BBB; background-color:#6dc56d; padding-left:5px" | Stan opens up his box and reaches in. |-

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Aunt Flo

| style="border-bottom: 1px solid #BBB; padding-left:5px;" | Your very own fish. |-

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Shelly

| style="border-bottom: 1px solid #BBB; padding-left:5px;" | What do you say, Stanley? |-

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Stan

| style="border-bottom: 1px solid #BBB; padding-left:5px;" | I don't know. |- | style="border-bottom: 1px solid #BBB; border-right: 1px solid #CCC;" | | style="border-bottom: 1px solid #BBB; background-color:#6dc56d; padding-left:5px" | Stan and the fish look at each other. Stan shows some fear. |-

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Aunt Flo

| style="border-bottom: 1px solid #BBB; padding-left:5px;" | [Softly.] I think he likes you. [Normal.] Come on Shelly. Let's hook up your home theater. |-

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Shelly

| style="border-bottom: 1px solid #BBB; padding-left:5px;" | Okay. |- | style="border-bottom: 1px solid #BBB; border-right: 1px solid #CCC;" | | style="border-bottom: 1px solid #BBB; background-color:#6dc56d; padding-left:5px" | Shelly follows her aunt out. |-

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Sharon

| style="border-bottom: 1px solid #BBB; padding-left:5px;" | How do you like your fish, Stanley? |-

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Stan

| style="border-bottom: 1px solid #BBB; padding-left:5px;" | I don't like it. It's spooky. |-

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Sharon

| style="border-bottom: 1px solid #BBB; padding-left:5px;" | Oh, now, what's spooky about a cute, little goldfish? Go put him in your room. |-

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Stan

| style="border-bottom: 1px solid #BBB; padding-left:5px;" | Do I have to? |-

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Sharon

| style="border-bottom: 1px solid #BBB; padding-left:5px;" | Yes, you do! |-

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Stan

| style="border-bottom: 1px solid #BBB; padding-left:5px;" | Damn it! |- | style="border-bottom: 1px solid #BBB; border-right: 1px solid #CCC;" | | style="border-bottom: 1px solid #BBB; background-color:#6dc56d; padding-left:5px" | Stan walks off with the goldfish. |-

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Sharon

| style="border-bottom: 1px solid #BBB; padding-left:5px;" | Language! |- | style="border-bottom: 1px solid #BBB; border-right: 1px solid #CCC;" | | style="border-bottom: 1px solid #BBB; background-color:#6dc56d; padding-left:5px" | A different Barbra picture zooms out from the center of the screen. Next: the bus stop. Kyle is already there. |-

| style="border-bottom: 1px solid #BBB; border-right: 1px solid #CCC;" |
Kyle

| style="border-bottom: 1px solid #BBB; padding-left:5px;" | Where have you been, dude? |-

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Stan

| style="border-bottom: 1px solid #BBB; padding-left:5px;" | Dude, my mom's having her monthly visitor. |-

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Kyle

| style="border-bottom: 1px solid #BBB; padding-left:5px;" | Aunt Flo? |-

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Stan

| style="border-bottom: 1px solid #BBB; padding-left:5px;" | Yeah. Every time she shows up my mom turns into a total bitch. |-

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Kyle

| style="border-bottom: 1px solid #BBB; padding-left:5px;" | Where is Cartman? He said he was gonna bring money for us to buy a pumpkin. |-

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Stan

| style="border-bottom: 1px solid #BBB; padding-left:5px;" | Yeah, I wonder why he's being so nice. |-

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Kyle

| style="border-bottom: 1px solid #BBB; padding-left:5px;" | Here he comes. |-

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Stan

| style="border-bottom: 1px solid #BBB; padding-left:5px;" | Hey, Cartman! Did you bring us money from your mom? |-

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Cartman

| style="border-bottom: 1px solid #BBB; padding-left:5px;" | [clean-shaven] Heh! Yeah, right! You guys could kiss my black ass! |-

| style="border-bottom: 1px solid #BBB; border-right: 1px solid #CCC;" |
Kyle

| style="border-bottom: 1px solid #BBB; padding-left:5px;" | You said you could get us money, Cartman! |-

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Cartman

| style="border-bottom: 1px solid #BBB; padding-left:5px;" | Man, you guys are hella stupid! If I had money, I wouldn't give it to you assholes!

  215: "Spookyfish" edit
Story Elements

Flo KimbleThe Evil BoysBarbra StreisandIndian Burial Ground Pet StoreTiny Alien • "Jimmie Cracked Corn" • "My Best Friends" • "Hush, Little Baby" • Spookyfish

Media

ImagesScriptWatch Episode

Release

South Park: The Complete Second Season

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