Story Missions

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Origins The kids are now playing superheroes. In order to fit in again, you must ditch your crown and sword, and try to make the most epic backstory ever!
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Alternate Universes Collide Help Human Kite destroy his evil alternate self.
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The Chains of Super Craig Stripe is missing! Help Super Craig find him.
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Rise of the Fourthies The Sixth Graders are torturing a cat at the Bus Stop. Do what every fourth grader dreams of doing, and teach them a lesson.
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Gotta Go Fast (Travel) Make life easier by discovering the Fast Travel Flag at Main Street.
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Mosquito in a Honey Pot In order to fill out the Kryptonite section on your character sheet, you must save Mosquito from the temptresses known as the Raisins Girls.
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The Talk Meet with Mr. Mackey to fill out the Sex/Gender section on your character sheet.
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A Touch of Faith Talk with Father Maxi so he can help you face your fears.
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The Burrito Whisperer The Coon wants a taco, head over to Freeman's Tacos to get him one.
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Civil War The Freedom Pals are invading main street. It's up to Coon and Friends to teach them a lesson, head over there and kick their asses!
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The Bowels of the Beast In order to find Scrambles, you must infiltrate The Peppermint Hippo and confront The Girl with the Penis Tattoo. Only she has the answer.
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Operation: Just 'Cause Sgt. Yates has news of a drug kingpin in town. Help him solve the case.

Side Missions

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A Randy Mystery Somebody's keying Randy's car! Find out who it is, and stop them.