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"Sometimes You Kill Your Teacher" is a song featured in the Season Six episode, "The Simpsons Already Did It".

BackgroundEdit

Chef begins to sing this to the boys, after they tell him that they think they killed Ms. Choksondik. Mistaking their Sea Men for semen, the boys explained to him that the police found the brine shrimp they put in her coffee in her stomach.

However, as he sings the song, Chef comes to the mistaken conclusion that the boys took turns raping and then killed their teacher, misconstruing "Sea Men" as "semen". He then stops singing and pushes the boys out his front door.

LyricsEdit

Sometimes you kill your teacher
and they find your semen in her stomach,
and...


Songs from Season Six
A Ladder to Heaven | Don't You Forget About Me | Fight-in' Round The World | Jared's Theme | Montage | My Future Self n' Me | Poo-Choo Train | Sea People and Me | Sometimes You Kill Your Teacher | Stan Darsh | Stars and Stripes Forever | Take on Me | The Ballad of Lemmiwinks | The Biggest Douche in the Universe | The Catholic Boat | The Safety Dance | The Twelve Days of Christmas | True Freaks Union

See Also: List of Songs | List of Minor Characters from Season Six | Season Six