SmileyTown was Cartman's half of the town in "The Wacky Molestation Adventure". It Bordered with Treasure Cove. Unlike Treasure Cove, it appeared to be in good condition, with the exception of Butters' gas station. The town was run by Cartman. SmileyTown had many important buildings in it such as City Hall which is where Cartman ran the town from.
- Eric Cartman - Mayor
- Dog Poo - Mayor Cartman's Assistant
- Francis - Mayor Cartman's Assistant
- Craig Tucker - "Spaceman", another one of Mayor Cartman's right hand man.
- Butters Stotch - Mechanic
- Clyde Donovan
- Tweek Tweak
- Pip Pirrip
- Token Black
- Several 6th Graders
- Bebe Stevens
- 6th Grader Leader
- Boy with Red Shirt and Blue Pants
- About 10 unnamed kids.