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"Simultaneous" is a song sung by Chef in the episode, "Summer Sucks", which he sang to three beautiful women while on vacation.

Chef sings an extended version of the song on Chef Aid: The South Park Album. This song was also on the introduction to South Park: Chef's Luv Shack.

Lyrics

Baby you know you're the one for me
And all that I want to be is...

You, and me, and her, simultaneous
You, and me, and you and you
Simultaneous lovin' baby, two or three
Simultaneous ooh, come on

Have an open mind
Pull my trigger down
Give me the last, cold turkey brass make it fast
Take my ass to town
Have an open mind
Send my cares away
Ring my bell ya fat pig oh well, what the hell
Today's your lucky day

You, and me, and her, simultaneous
You, and me, and Wyona Ryder
Simultaneous lovin' baby, two or three
Simultaneous ooh, come on

Have an open mind
It's a normal thing to do
Don't be prude just get nude aw you're being rude
I would do it for you
Baby please have an open mind
You're the only one I love
These girls you see they don't mean anything
Let's all get in the tub

You, and me, and her too, simultaneous
You, and me, and your momma and your sister
Simultaneous lovin' baby, two or three
Simultaneous aoh, come on

Everybody here in the pool

Have an open mind
Don't be so mean to me
Call your sister, and your mother and your aunt
It's every man's fantasy
Have an open whoa baby
Put that knife away
Don't be mad I'll take you back just relax
We can make love your way

I'm talkin' about you, and me, and some flowers and some wine, instantaneous
You, and me, and Whitney Housten, on the radio babe, on the radio,
Some candles and some good feelings, just the two of us
Oh fudge it, no
I'm talkin' about you, and me, and her and her and her, simultaneous
You and me, all the women in the house
Simultaneous lovin, three on seven, make it a baker's dozen
Say the ladies in the house raise your hands

Now that'd be a party ladies

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