Simon is a talking piece of excrement that has a peanut stuck in it and like the rest of his family has gloves on.
Simon seems to be mentally challenged and extremely happy.
As part of Mr. Hankey's quest in the sewer, you must rescue Simon from a group of rats trying to eat his nut.
- ↑ ""South Park" A Very Crappy Christmas (TV episode 2000)". IMDb.com.