Sexual Harassment Panda

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“Sexual Harassment Panda”
Episode no.	Season 3 Episode 37
Production no.	306
Original airdate	July 7, 1999
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South Park - Season 3 April 1999 - January 2000
Rainforest Schmainforest Spontaneous Combustion The Succubus Jakovasaurs Tweek vs. Craig Sexual Harassment Panda Cat Orgy Two Guys Naked in a Hot Tub Jewbilee Chinpokomon Starvin' Marvin in Space Korn's Groovy Pirate Ghost Mystery Hooked on Monkey Phonics The Red Badge of Gayness Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics Are You There God? It's Me, Jesus World Wide Recorder Concert
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Sexual Harassment Panda is the sixth episode of the third season of South Park.

[edit] Synopsis

Everyone is suing everyone after the school gets a visit from Petey the Sexual Harassment Panda.

[edit] Plot

Mr. Garrison introduces the class to Petey the Sexual Harassment Panda, who teaches the class about sexual harassment.

After learning that name calling is sexual harassment, Cartman sues Stan with the help of Gerald Broflovski.

After everyone begins to sue everyone for the smallest reasons the school begins to lose money from cases and have to sacrifice important luxuries such as furniture, chalkboards and Sexual Harassment Panda.

Without work, Sexual Harassment Panda goes to the "Island of Misfit Mascots" where unfit mascots go to live.

Kyle questions his dad, Gerald on the money he has made and how he has become greedy, turning his house into a mansion.

Soon, everyone decides to sue everyone; the outcome is that Gerald will become incredibly rich and the school will lose $32 million.

The boys realize the problem and must stop the case. They go to Sexual Harassment Panda and convince him to change his message. While there, they discover all sorts of ridiculous mascots (who actually believe they really are the mascots their dressed as) such as Jimmy the Don't Hold Onto a Large Magnet While Someone Else Uses a Fan Nearby Falcon who demonstrates his role and kills Kenny.

Now Petey the Don't Sue People Panda, he tells everyone that by suing everyone you cause the schools to lose money. Everyone (including Gerald after everyone threatens to sue him) learns the errors of their ways and drop the case.

[edit] Trivia

• This episode implies that Principal Victoria is a murderer.
• First appearance of Skeeter and his friends.
• Judge Julie, who presides over all the cases is a play on Judge Judy, a famous female judge.
• The lyrics to Sexual harassment Panda's Song (which can be hard to hear) is:
  Who lives in the east 'neath the willow tree?
  Sexual Harassment Panda.
  Who'll explain sexual harassment to you and me?
  Sexual Harassment Panda.
  Don't say that.
  Don't touch there.
  Don't be nasty says the silly bear.
  He's gonna tell you what's right and wrong.
  Sexual Harassment Panda.

Preceded by: "Tweek vs. Craig"

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Followed by: "Cat Orgy"