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Season Thirteen began on March 11, 2009. It contained fourteen episodes, like its predecessor and aired in two halves with seven episodes at spring of 2009 and the other seven towards the end of the year at fall. The second half began on October 7, 2009. In Canada, the season premiered on March 13.

Episodes

Screenshot Title Air Date Code #
1301 "The Ring" March 11, 2009 1301 182

Thinking it's his way into her heart and other body parts, Kenny takes his new girlfriend to a Jonas Brothers concert. His dream of taking their relationship to the next level is crushed with the Jonas Brothers giving them purity rings.

TheCoon-Preview "The Coon" March 18, 2009 1302 183

The Coon rises from the trash and takes his place as a lone vigilante.

SPMargaritavillePromo "Margaritaville" March 25, 2009 1303 184

The economy is making everyone's life difficult, but Randy has a solution.

1304 press image 2 "Eat, Pray, Queef" April 1, 2009 1304 185

There is a new television series which freaks the boys out, called The Queef Sisters.

1305 press image 1 "Fishsticks" April 8, 2009 1305 186

Cartman decides to help Jimmy with his comedy routine. Everyone loves the new joke they come up with. The joke starts to take off and it even hits all the late night talk shows. The boys are thrilled with how popular it’s become until somebody tries to take all the credit.

1206 "Pinewood Derby" April 15, 2009 1306 187

Randy is determined that Stan will win this year's Pinewood Derby. He comes up with a plan that will assure Stan a first place trophy.

1307 image 1 "Fatbeard" April 22, 2009 1307 188

Butters and a small group of recruits join Cartman in his dream of living on skull island where they will frolic in crystal clear waterfalls and discover buried treasure. Cartman promises that paradise awaits if they can just get to Somalia.

1308 "Dead Celebrities" October 7, 2009 1308 189

Ike is being tormented by paranormal forces. Kyle brings in professional ghost hunters to help save his little brother.

1309-3- "Butters' Bottom Bitch" October 14, 2009 1309 190

Butters is determined to get his first kiss so his friends won't make fun of him anymore.

1310 boysInWrestlingOutfits "W.T.F." October 21, 2009 1310 191

The boys decide to take up wrestling.

1311 CartmanWhaleShirt "Whale Whores" October 28, 2009 1311 192

Stan joins the whale wars crew and fights against the Japanese protecting the world's whales and dolphins.

1312 cartmanAndBikers "The F Word" November 4, 2009 1312 193

The boys fight back against the loud and obnoxious Motorcycle Riders that are disrupting everyone in South Park.

1313 Cartman "Dances with Smurfs" November 11, 2009 1313 194

Cartman takes over the morning announcements and uses his new position to attack Wendy.

Screen shot 2010-11-01 at 5.41.20 PM "Pee" November 18, 2009 1314 195

The boys and Jimmy visit the "Pi Pi Waterland" and experience a urine catastrophe in a parody of 2012.

Season Thirteen

Trivia

  • All episodes in season 13 where rated TV-MA L

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