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Season Six began on March 6, 2002 with "Jared Has Aides" and ended on December 11, 2002 with "Red Sleigh Down". The start of Season Six also introduced a new "country" like theme song, involving a banjo and harmonicas. The opening theme replaces Kenny's singing with Timmy, singing "Timmy, Timmy, Timmy, Timmy, Timmy, Timmy, livin' a lie, Timmy!"

Ms. Choksondik dies in the episode "The Simpsons Already Did It" after swallowing Mr. Mackey's semen. Jesus is shot by an Iraqi in the episode "Red Sleigh Down" and does not reappear until "Fantastic Easter Special". The episode Professor Chaos features the last speaking role of Pip Pirrip until his death in 201. "The Simpsons Already Did It" features the last speaking role of Ms. Crabtree until her death in "Cartman's Incredible Gift".

The production number for "Freak Strike" was the first created episode but was the third to air. Do not edit the production orders as this wiki lists episodes on the day they premiered not the production number.

Storyline

One unique aspect of this season is the absence of Kenny McCormick, who died "permanently" in the episode "Kenny Dies" of the previous season. Several episodes of this season deal with Stan, Kyle, and Cartman attempting to fill the void of Kenny's absence with a new fourth friend, initially hiring Butters, whom they subject to guilt, inferiority to Kenny, and various forms of abuse, before deciding he was too lame, leading them to hold a "Bachelor"-like contest in order to choose their new fourth friend in the episode Professor Chaos, resulting in Tweek becoming Kenny's replacement until the episode "Child Abduction is Not Funny". The episodes "A Ladder to Heaven", "The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers", and "The Biggest Douche in the Universe" form a mini-arc involving Kenny's soul being trapped in Cartman's body after Cartman drinks Kenny's ashes, thinking it is chocolate milk mix. Kenny spontaneously returned alive at the end the Season Six finale, "Red Sleigh Down".

Episodes

Screenshot Title Air Date Code #
S6E1-Thumbnail2-Jared "Jared Has Aides" March 6, 2002 602 80

After meeting Jared Fogle, famous for losing weight by eating Subway sandwiches, the boys form a get-rich-quick scheme involving Butters becoming the weight-loss spokesman for City Wok.

S6E2-Thumbnail "Asspen" March 13, 2002 603 81

The boys and their parents travel to Aspen for a winter vacation. Stan is challenged by teenagers to a ski race while the boys' parents are trapped at a TimeShare meeting.

S6E3-Thumbnail "Freak Strike" March 20, 2002 601 82

The boys convince Butters to appear on "The Maury Povich Show" with a fake facial deformity in order to receive the show's prizes.

S6E4-Thumbnail "Fun with Veal" March 27, 2002 605 83

The boys are on a mission to rescue a bunch of baby cows from certain slaughter.

S6TerranceTrailer-Thumbnail "The New Terrance and Phillip Movie Trailer" April 3, 2002 604 84

The boys are anxious to see a new movie trailer during a commercial break, and, after Stan's TV is destroyed, frantically run around town in search of a working TV.

S6E5-Thumbnail "Professor Chaos" April 10, 2002 606 85

Butters decides to wreak havoc on South Park as a super-villain after being relieved of his duty of being the boys' new fourth friend. Meanwhile, the boys hold auditions to find a replacement friend.

S6Simpsons-Thumbnail "The Simpsons Already Did It" June 26, 2002 607 86

Professor Chaos (Butters) proposes numerous evil plans, only to be informed by General Disarray (Dougie) that they have been done before. Cartman builds a miniature society with aquarium creatures.

S6E6-Thumbnail "Red Hot Catholic Love" July 3, 2002 608 87

Priest Maxi attempts to uncover the Catholic Church's child molestation cases; South Park parents convert their families to atheism. Oh, and people crap out of their mouths.

S6E7-Thumbnail "Free Hat" July 10, 2002 609 88

Stan, Kyle, Cartman, and Tweek are on a mission to stop Steven Spielberg and George Lucas from editing their classic films, though the boys' supporters are more concerned about freeing a certain criminal from prison.

S6E8-Thumbnail "Bebe's Boobs Destroy Society" July 17, 2002 610 89

At exactly the same time Bebe starts developing breasts, the boys of South Park Elementary suddenly begin to notice how cool she is.

S6E9-Thumbnail "Child Abduction is Not Funny" July 24, 2002 611 90

Numerous news reports about missing children in other cities incite panic among South Park parents.

S6Ladder-Thumbnail "A Ladder to Heaven" November 6, 2002 612 91

After realizing that Kenny was the one with their candy shopping spree raffle ticket before he died, the boys construct a ladder leading to heaven in an attempt to find out from Kenny the location of the ticket.

S6E10-Thumbnail "The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers" November 13, 2002 613 92

A mix-up lands a "Lord of the Rings" video tape with Randy and Sharon Marsh, and a hardcore porno tape with the boys.

S6E11-Thumbnail "The Death Camp of Tolerance" November 20, 2002 614 93

Mr. Garrison, newly promoted to fourth-grade teacher, attempts to use his homosexuality to get fired so he can sue the school for a substantial sum of money. The students' disgust with Garrison's outrageously inappropriate behavior with his new partner Mr. Slave incurs the anger of their parents, who attempt to teach their children to be tolerant of homosexuals.

S6E12-Thumbnail "The Biggest Douche in the Universe" November 27, 2002 615 94

After the events in "A Ladder to Heaven", in which Cartman drinks Kenny's soul, Cartman becomes sick and travels with the boys and Chef to have Kenny's spirit exorcised. Stan has a run-in with famous TV "psychic" John Edward.

S6E16-Thumbnail "My Future Self n' Me" December 4, 2002 616 95

Stan is suspicious when an alcoholic, drug-addicted future version of himself "travels back" in time and meets him.

S6RedSleigh-Thumbnail "Red Sleigh Down" December 11, 2002 617 96

Cartman, concerned about being on Santa's "naughty list", takes Stan and Kyle on a mission to bring Christmas to a war-torn Iraq.

Season Six
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