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Sea People are brine shrimp that made their only appearance to date in "The Simpsons Already Did It".


After having convinced his friends to help purchase the Sea People, Eric Cartman was extremely disappointed as he envisioned them to be more anthropomorphic. At the same time, Ms. Choksondik recently died and was found to have semen in her stomach. The boys played a prank on her by putting the Sea People in her coffee and thought that the semen was actually the Sea People.

The Boys sneaked into the morgue and retrieved the semen and thinking it was actually the Sea People, they put the semen in the aquarium. When Cartman awoke the next day, he found the Sea People had advanced into an ancient society.

Having learned that semen advances the Sea People's growth in both society and technology, Cartman acquired ten gallons of semen by going to a sperm bank and a guy named Ralph. Using the semen he acquired, the existing Seaciety, and the new Sea People Tweek purchases, Cartman combined them all in a larger aquarium. Overnight the Sea People advanced into a more modern civilization, worshiping both Cartman and Tweek as deities.


The Sea People worship the Cartman Statue.

The internal conflict of having the two boys as deities started a war amongst the Sea People. Soon, people from Tweek's side of the tank started to suicide-bomb the Cartman statue on Cartman's side and vice versa. After several rounds of suicide bombing, both sides destroyed each other and the fish tank with nuclear weapons.


As they appear normally, Sea People look like brine shrimp. As their society progresses with the help of semen, they acquire clothes, most notably the white toga with blue and red stripes.

As they appear in Cartman's vision, Sea People are anthropomorphic Brine Shrimp all of which wear various swim wear.

Minor Characters from Season Six
Alan Jackson | Frederick Johnson | Future Butters | Future Stan | Glen Dumont | Jared Fogle | John Edward | Lemmiwinks | Lolly the Candy Man | Michael Dorn | Mongolians | Phil and Josh | Russell Crowe | Sea People | Tad Mikowsky | Thumper

See Also: List of Minor Characters from Season Six | Season Six

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