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"School Days" is the very first song of the Season One episode, "Cartman Gets an Anal Probe". School Days was written in 1907 as sheet music and recorded by many artists over the years.

Background

Eric Cartman, Kyle Broflovski, Stan Marsh, and Kenny McCormick are introduced at the Bus Stop singing this song when Ike Broflovski runs up interrupting them.

The scene was recreated in the Season Seven episode, "Cancelled". This version had the boys saying and acting out everything from the first episode, except in a more profane manner. In this one the camera doesn't zoom in on the boys when they sing.

Lyrics

Portion of the song heard:

School days, school days
Teachers Golden Rule days

Full version of the chorus:

School days, school days
Dear old Golden Rule days
'Reading and 'riting and 'rithmetic
Taught to the tune of the hick'ry stick
You were my queen in calico
I was your bashful, barefoot beau
And you wrote on my slate, "I Love You So"
When we were a couple o' kids


Songs from Season One
Ave Satani | Bar-bura, Bar-bura | Canon in D | Christmas Lovin' | Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel | Gonna Fly | Happy, Happy, Happy | Hot Lava | I Love to Singa | I Remember When We Fell in Love | I'm Gonna Be On Television | I'm Gonna Make Love to You Woman | If My Friends Could See Me Now | It's Okay to Be Gay | It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year | Kumbaya | Kyle's Mom's a Bitch | Love Gravy | Loving the Football | Loving You | Make Love, Even When I'm Dead | Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo | No Substitute | Now You're a Man | Oh Kathie Lee | Pig and Elephant DNA Just Won't Splice | Rabartu Smitu, Rabartu Smitu | Santa Claus is On His Way | School Days | Shadow Dancing | The Lonely Jew on Christmas | There You Are! | Waitin' On a Women | We Wish You a Merry Christmas | We're All Special

See Also: List of Minor Characters from Season One | Season One