The Scary Assistant is a member of Rob Reiner's Smoke Stoppers, who appeared in the Season Seven episode, "Butt Out".


He wears a black cloak with the Smoke Stopper symbol and a belt. He has black hair and very pale skin. He always has his hands down during the episode. His appearance is similar to Gríma Wormtongue or Dracula due to his pale skin and cloak.