Russell Crowe Fightin' Around the World title card.

Russell Crowe Fightin' Around The World is a television show starring Russell Crowe and his trusty pal Tugger, chronicling the many fights he has as he travels round the world. It was first seen in the Season Six episode, "The New Terrance and Phillip Movie Trailer".



"Why don't you mind your own business, you scrotum?!"

Apart from the gratuitous violence, the show also has a musical element, where Russell Crowe sings songs so terrible Tugger is eventually driven to suicide. The show's motto is "Making movies, making songs 'n fight-in' round the world!"

In one episode, he fought various individuals from all over the world, including:

  • Assorted fans and onlookers, who irritate him by saying "Oh my God, it's Russell Crowe!".
  • A group of Chinese people in Tiananmen Square, whom he refers to as "Chinamen".
  • A group Indian people in front of the Taj Mahal.
  • The urban youth of New York, whom he refers to as "black people" and "Puerto Ricans".
  • A cancer patient, in an attempt to fight cancer itself.
  • His show's own editor, for editing his "poetry".

Despite their dislike of the show, Cartman, Stan, Kyle, and Butters are forced to watch the show in order to see the trailer to Asses of Fire 2.

The show can be seen for a brief instant in "Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow", when the TV at the community center is being changed to the news.

Theme Song


"See you next time, everybody!"

Main article: Fight-in' Round The World