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"Why don't you mind your own business, you scrotum?!"

Russell Crowe Fightin' Around The World is a television show starring Russell Crowe and his trusty pal Tugger, chronicling the many fights he has as he travels round the world. Apart from the gratuitous violence, the show also has a musical element, where Russell Crowe sings songs so terrible Tugger is eventually driven to suicide. The show's motto is "Making movies, making songs 'n fight-in' round the world!"

In one episode, he fought assorted fans and onlookers (who irritate him by saying "Oh my God, it's Russel Crowe!"), a group of Chinese people in Tiananmen Square (whom he refers to as "Chinamen"), some Indian people in front of the Taj Mahal (who don't even put up a fight), the urban youth of New York (whom he refers to as "black people" and "Puerto Ricans"), a cancer patient (in an attempt to fight cancer itself), and eventually his own editor (for editing his "poetry").

Despite their dislike of the show, Cartman, Stan, Kyle, and Butters are forced to watch the show in order to see the trailer to Asses of Fire 2 in "The New Terrance and Phillip Movie Trailer".

Theme Song


The Russell Crowe Show00:30

The Russell Crowe Show

Born in New Zealand in sixty-four
A hot-headed actor named Russell Crowe
He loves to act but he loves one thing more:
Fight-in' Round The World!

He fights his directors and he fights his fans
It's a problem no one understands
If there's two things he love it's fighting and,
Fight-in' Round The World!
Makin' movies, makin' songs and
Fight-in' Round The World!

Russell Crowe!



"See you next time, everybody!"

Tugger's whistle's blowin'
Means we must be goin'
No more Russell Crowein' for you.
But now don't you start to whine.
I'll see ya again next time.
'Cause there's plenty a-more a-fight-in' left to do.
Makin' movies, makin' songs, and
Fight-in' round the world!


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