Ron Zappolo is the lead anchor of Denver's FOX affiliate KDVR. He appeared as a local celebrity at Charles Kincade's party in "Guitar Queer-O".
Ron has abnormally large teeth. He wears a black suit, light gray dress shirt, red, white-spotted tie, and black pants.
- When asked about the parody, Zappolo reportedly said that in his 37 years on television, this cameo impressed his daughter the most.
- In show, he was mistakenly referred to as working for Denver's Channel 4, KCNC, when he only worked there from 1977 to sometime in the late 1980s, when he left for rival KUSA; he left that station in 2000 to become the lead anchor for KDVR's then-debuting news operation. He continued as an anchor there until 2013.
|Minor Characters from Season Eleven|
| Allison | Angelina Jolie | Baahir Hassan Abdul Hakeem | Bill Donohue | Bono | Bradley | Chris Hansen | Dr. David Nelson | Mr. Donaldson | Glen | Hare Club for Men | Hillary Clinton | Jake Jabs | Jay Cutler | Kelly Mayfield | Mayor of Imaginationland | Nelly | Patty Nelson | Pope Benedict XVI | Professor Teabag | Queen Elizabeth II | Ron Zappolo | Thad | Thomas | Travis Mayfield | The Ugly Kids |