For other uses, see Robert (disambiguation).

Robert T. Pooner was a Nebraska news field reporter, who appeared in the Season Two episode "Merry Christmas Charlie Manson!".


Robert Pooner reported from Nebraska, where escaped convict Charlie Manson had hid himself in Cartman's Grandmothers house. He believes that they are hostages, and that the situation was critical. He also advertised Palmoral Sun Block.

Names in the credits

Appears as a random name in the credits to "Chickenlover", as an Executive Producer.

Origin of name

Robert T. Pooner is a play on the phrase "bob the poontang".