- For other uses, see Robert (disambiguation).
Robert Pooner reported from Nebraska, where escaped convict Charlie Manson had hid himself in Cartman's Grandmothers house. He believes that they are hostages, and that the situation was critical. He also advertised Palmoral Sun Block.
Names in the credits
Appears as a random name in the credits to "Chickenlover", as a Executive Producer.
Origin of name
Robert T. Pooner is a play on the phrase "bob the poontang".