Quadriplegic Swiss Man on a Pony is a Channel 4 News reporter who appeared in the episode "Mecha-Streisand". His name lives up to his appearance and he is one of the many reporters with strange names, such as Midget Wearing Bikini, Hispanic Man with Gravy Stains on his Lapel, Tom Pusslicker, Sandy Cervix and Chris Swollenballs.
Quadriplegic Swiss Man on a Pony has no ligaments and is strapped to a brown haired pony. He wears green pants, a white shirt, black suspenders, and a green hat with a red feather in it. He also wears a Channel 4 News badge on his shirt.