Quadriplegic Swiss Man on a Pony is a Channel 4 News reporter who appeared in the episode "Mecha-Streisand". His name lives up to his appearance and he is one of the many reporters with strange names, such as Midget Wearing a Bikini, Hispanic Man with Gravy Stains on his Lapel, Tom Pusslicker, Sandy Cervix and Chris Swollenballs.
Quadriplegic Swiss Man on a Pony has no ligaments and is strapped to a brown haired pony. He wears green pants, a white shirt, black suspenders, and a green hat with a red feather in it. He also wears a Channel 4 News badge on his shirt.