Poker Face ft. Cartman

Poker Face
Album	The Fame
Written by	Lady Gaga
Performed by	Eric Cartman
Episode	"Whale Whores"

"Poker Face" is a song by Lady Gaga. This song was sung by Eric Cartman in the episode "Whale Whores", while he is playing Rock Band with Kenny McCormick and Kyle Broflovski.

Background

The song lyrics are changed to include mocking of Stan Marsh for being concerned over the Japanese slaughtering whales. The song was later rerecorded with different lyrics for a Rock Band promotion, as part of the downloadable expansion pack. Both Lady Gaga's original version and Cartman's rendition were included in this release.

See Also

• "Poker Face ft. Cartman" - YouTube.com

Lyrics

Lady Gaga (Original) Mum mum mum mah Mum mum mum mah Mum mum mum mah Mum mum mum mah Mum mum mum I wanna hold 'em like they do in Texas Plays Fold 'em, let 'em hit me, raise it Baby stay with me (I love it) LoveGame intuition Play the cards with Spades to start And after he's been hooked I'll play the one that's on his heart Oh o-oh oh oh, o-o-o-o-o-oh I'll get him hot, show him what I've got (2x) Can't read my, can't read my No, he can't read my poker face (She's got to love nobody) (2x) P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face (mum-mum-mum-mah) (2x) I wanna roll with him, a hard pair we will be A little gamblin' is fun when you're with me (I love it) Russian Roulette is not the same without a gun And baby when it's love, if it's not rough it isn't fun (fun) Oh o-oh oh oh, o-o-o-o-o-oh I'll get him hot, show him what I've got (2x) Can't read my, can't read my No, he can't read my poker face (She's got to love nobody) (2x) P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face (mum-mum-mum-mah) (2x) (mum-mum-mum-mah) (2x) I won't tell you that I love you, kiss or hug you 'Cause I'm bluffin' with my muffin I'm not lying, I'm just stunnin' with my love-glue-gunning (ma) Just like a chick in a casino, take your bank before I pay you out I promise this, promise this Check this hand 'cause I'm marvelous Can't read my, can't read my No, he can't read my poker face (She's got to love nobody) (6x) P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face (2x) (She's got to love nobody) P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face (mum-mum-mum-mah) P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face (mum-mum-mum-mah) p-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face (m-m-m-ma) p-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face (m-m-m-ma)

Ft. Eric Cartman (Remix) Mum mum mum mah Mum mum mum mah Mum mum mum mah Mum mum mum mah Mum mum mum I wanna hold 'em like they do in Texas Plays A little gamblin' is fun when you're with me (I love it) Russian Roulette is not the same without a gun And baby when it's love, if it's not rough it isn't fun Oh o-oh oh oh, o-o-o-o-o-oh I'll get him hot, show him what I've got(2x) Can't read my, can't read my No, he can't read my poker face (She's got to love nobody)(2x) P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face (mum-mum-mum-mah)(2x) I wanna roll with him, a hard pair we will be I don't give a crap about whales, so go and hug a tree (I love it) Russian Roulette is not the same without a gun And baby when it's love, if it's not rough it isn't fun Oh o-oh oh oh, o-o-o-o-o-oh I'll get him hot, show him what I've got(2x) Can't read my, can't read my No, he can't read my poker face (She's got to love nobody)(2x) P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face (mum-mum-mum-mah)(2x) (mum-mum-mum-mah)(2x) I won't tell you that I love you, kiss or hug you 'Cause I'm bluffin' with my muffin I'm not lying, I'm just stunnin' with my love-glue-gunning (ma) Just like a chick in a casino, take your bank before I pay you out I promise this, promise this Check this hand 'cause I'm marvelous Can't read my, can't read my No, he can't read my poker face (She's got to love nobody)(4x) P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face (mum-mum-mum-mah) P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face (mum-mum-mum-mah) p-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face (mum-mum-mum-mah) p-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face (mum-mum-mum-mah)