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"Poker Face" is a song by Lady Gaga. This song was sung by Eric Cartman in the episode "Whale Whores", while he is playing Rock Band with Kenny McCormick and Kyle Broflovski.

Background

The song lyrics are changed to include mocking of Stan Marsh for being concerned over the Japanese slaughtering whales. The song was later rerecorded with different lyrics for a Rock Band promotion, as part of the downloadable expansion pack. Both Lady Gaga's original version and Cartman's rendition were included in this release.

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Lyrics

Lady Gaga (Original)

Mum mum mum mah
Mum mum mum mah
Mum mum mum mah
Mum mum mum mah
Mum mum mum

I wanna hold 'em like they do in Texas Plays
Fold 'em, let 'em hit me, raise it
Baby stay with me (I love it)
LoveGame intuition
Play the cards with Spades to start
And after he's been hooked I'll play the one that's on his heart

Oh o-oh oh oh, o-o-o-o-o-oh
I'll get him hot, show him what I've got
(2x)

Can't read my, can't read my
No, he can't read my poker face
(She's got to love nobody)
(2x)

P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(mum-mum-mum-mah)
(2x)

I wanna roll with him, a hard pair we will be
A little gamblin' is fun when you're with me (I love it)
Russian Roulette is not the same without a gun
And baby when it's love, if it's not rough it isn't fun (fun)

Oh o-oh oh oh, o-o-o-o-o-oh
I'll get him hot, show him what I've got
(2x)

Can't read my, can't read my
No, he can't read my poker face
(She's got to love nobody)
(2x)

P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(mum-mum-mum-mah)
(2x)
(mum-mum-mum-mah) (2x)

I won't tell you that I love you, kiss or hug you
'Cause I'm bluffin' with my muffin
I'm not lying, I'm just stunnin' with my love-glue-gunning (ma)
Just like a chick in a casino, take your bank before I pay you out
I promise this, promise this
Check this hand 'cause I'm marvelous

Can't read my, can't read my
No, he can't read my poker face
(She's got to love nobody)
(6x)

P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face (2x)
(She's got to love nobody)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(mum-mum-mum-mah)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(mum-mum-mum-mah)
p-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(m-m-m-ma)
p-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(m-m-m-ma)

Ft. Eric Cartman (Remix)

Mum mum mum mah
Mum mum mum mah
Mum mum mum mah
Mum mum mum mah
Mum mum mum

I wanna hold 'em like they do in Texas Plays
A little gamblin' is fun when you're with me (I love it)
Russian Roulette is not the same without a gun
And baby when it's love, if it's not rough it isn't fun

Oh o-oh oh oh, o-o-o-o-o-oh
I'll get him hot, show him what I've got(2x)

Can't read my, can't read my
No, he can't read my poker face
(She's got to love nobody)(2x)

P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(mum-mum-mum-mah)(2x)

I wanna roll with him, a hard pair we will be
I don't give a crap about whales, so go and hug a tree (I love it)
Russian Roulette is not the same without a gun
And baby when it's love, if it's not rough it isn't fun

Oh o-oh oh oh, o-o-o-o-o-oh
I'll get him hot, show him what I've got(2x)

Can't read my, can't read my
No, he can't read my poker face
(She's got to love nobody)(2x)

P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(mum-mum-mum-mah)(2x)
(mum-mum-mum-mah)(2x)

I won't tell you that I love you, kiss or hug you
'Cause I'm bluffin' with my muffin
I'm not lying, I'm just stunnin' with my love-glue-gunning (ma)
Just like a chick in a casino, take your bank before I pay you out
I promise this, promise this
Check this hand 'cause I'm marvelous

Can't read my, can't read my
No, he can't read my poker face
(She's got to love nobody)(4x)

P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(mum-mum-mum-mah)
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(mum-mum-mum-mah)
p-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(mum-mum-mum-mah)
p-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(mum-mum-mum-mah)












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