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The Official Messenger Boy is a minor character that appeared in the Season Seven episode, "I'm a Little Bit Country".


He appears when Eric Cartman has his flashback to 1776, and is one of the first few people that Cartman sees. He informs Cartman that he is going to see Thomas Jefferson. Once they get to the door, he says that only the official messenger boy can go to the door. Cartman deceives him by telling him he understands, but when he turns his back on him, Cartman grabs a stick and beats him to death, singing "I Don't Want to Wait". Cartman then proceeds to take the message to Thomas Jefferson, himself.


The official messenger boy has light orange hair, and appears to be an older teenager. He has a light British accent, has a blue vest, and wears stockings and buckle shoes.


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    • One of the my favorite part of the series which shows Cartman's cruelty perfectly is when he murders the official messenger boy while singing a song

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