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Najix is an alien who works for the Nerzod Productions seen in the Season Seven episode, "Cancelled". Najix is the main producer of the hit intergalactic reality TV show Earth which has made it to over one hundred episodes. Najix is an intergalactic shape-shifting television producer and he runs the company Nerzod Productions.

Appearance

Najix is an alien with green and yellow skin and four legs and sharp teeth. In an attempt to appear less scary, Najix transformed into anything the boys could imagine. Cartman suggested an ice cream-shitting taco, which Najix eventually settled on.

Personality

Najix is a surprisingly kind and helpful individual, doing everything he can to make the boys' situation comfortable and hassle-free. Despite his friendly nature, it is hinted that he sees the Earth and humanity as beneath him, making entertainment out of Earth's problems and casually demolishing the planet without remorse when his TV show is cancelled. However, he does allow the boys a chance to speak to the Joozian network heads in order to save their home.

Powers and Abilities

He has the ability to shape-shift from his original form based on the thoughts of those around him.

Quotes

  • Najix:"That's right. See, there are dishes in over fifty thousand earthlings' rectums. Your friend's has been malfunctioning."
  • Najix:"We at Nerzod Productions started twenty billion years ago with one philosophy: the best universal television isn't scripted, it's real."
  • Najix:"All right, Earthlings, if you'll step over this way we'll erase your memories and get you back to Earth."
  • Najix:"All right kids, we'll take you to the network heads. But I warn you nobody has ever gotten the executives to un-cancel a show once the call has been made. Nobody."

Prominence

References


Minor Characters from Season Seven
Agent Tucker | Alex Glick | American Association of Retired Persons (AARP) | Benjamin Franklin | Chief Runs With Premise | Christopher Reeve | Crab People | The Crips | Gary Harrison | Gene Hackman | Gino | Harry and Elise Gintz | Hopkins | Jason Bell | Jeff Goldblum | Jennifer Lopez | Josh Myers | Joozians | Lieutenant Dawson | Mrs. Streibel | Murphy and Jenkins | Najix | Sarah Peterson

See Also: List of Minor Characters from Season Seven | Season Seven

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