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"My Best Friends" is a song sung by "evil" Eric Cartman in the Season Two episode, "Spookyfish".

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Unbeknownst to Eric Cartman and the boys, his "evil" twin from another dimension take turns helping carve Kenny McCormick's squash in place of a pumpkin, which he could not afford. Ironically evil Cartman is nice, polite, and wears a beard and mustache. While carving the squash, he sang this song.

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You guys are my best friends
Through thick and thin, we've always been together
We're four of a kind, havin' fun all day
Pallin' around and laughin' away
Just best friends, best friends are we.
I love you guys.


Songs from Season Two
All That She Wants | Ave Maria | Bingo | Brad Logan | Cheddar Cheese Girl | Cheesy Poofs Theme Song | Chocolate Salty Balls | Come Sail Away | Conjoined Twin Song | Dodgeball Song | Footloose | German Dance | Happy Holiday | Hark! The Herald Angels Sing | Hava Nagila | Huntin' and Killin' | Hush, Little Baby | I Can See Clearly Now | I'm a Believer | In the Ghetto | It's a Rockin' World | Jimmy Crack Corn | Lookin' for Love | Love Is a Battlefield | My Best Friends | Nearer, My God, to Thee | Nothing From Nothing | Nowhere to Run | O Canada | Over the River and Through the Woods | Piece of Meat | Runaway, Come Home | She Works Hard for the Money | Simultaneous | Stars and Stripes Forever | Stinky Britches | Swingset, Swingset | The Rainbow | The Sign | Time of the Season | Underpants Gnomes Work Song | Wake Up Wendy

See also: List of Songs | List of Minor Characters from Season Two | Season Two

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