Ms. Choksondik
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| South Park character | |
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| Ms. Diane Choksondik | |
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| Gender: | Female |
| Hair: | Dark brown |
| Age: | Appears in her 40s |
| Job: | 4th grade teacher before her death |
| Religion: | Unknown |
| Début: | "Fourth Grade" |
Ms. Diane Choksondik was a character in the series South Park. She was the boys' new teacher after they started fourth grade and was voiced by Trey Parker. Her name is a play on the phrase "chokes on dick."
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[edit] Appearance
Ms. Choksondik is famous for her distinctive appearance; she has extremely exaggerated saggy breasts, is overweight, and has a drifting lazy eye. She also does not wear a bra, and when she lifts her arm up, her shirt has a habit of going up with it and revealing the bottom few inches of her breasts.
[edit] Sexual relationship
Ms. Choksondik had a sexual relationship with Mr. Mackey, the school counsellor in the episode Proper Condom Use, when the two characters realize that they are attracted to each other while discussing sex education. Mr. Mackey refers to a sexual experience at a much younger age as his only one, despite having been married in a season two episode while on drugs. He could have forgotten about this event though. Ms. Choksondik confessed to being a virgin and they had sexual intercourse.
[edit] Death
The episode Professor Chaos ended on a cliffhanger (though it was revealed in the same episode) saying someone would die, in a parody of cliffhanger endings. It was revealed during this gag that Ms. Choksondik had died. In the following episode Simpsons Already Did It, the boys had they put some of their Sea People in her coffee as a joke. (However this was not the cause of her death.) They went to find their Sea People to aviod getting caught and Cartman hid inside her cadaver to avoid being discovered by the mortuary staff. It was revealed in this episode when the boys were watching the news that Mr. Mackey's (her sexual partner) semen was found in her stomache, again, not contributing to her death. Her cause of death remains unknown.
After this incident, the students were given two weeks off school. The new teacher was Mr. Mackey for a short period, until finally Mr. Garrison reprises his role as the boy's teacher.
Ms. Choksondik makes a breif cameo in I'm a Little Bit Country in the back of a large crowd despite being dead. However, this is probably because it was the show's 100th episode and a majority of the show's characters were featured in this segment.
[edit] Episodes where Ms. Choksondik is prominent
NOTE: Appears in various cameos since being their teacher much like Mr. Garrison throughout the first four seasons.
(Her first appearance. Becomes the boys' teachers as they move up to fourth grade.)
(Has a sexual relationship with Mr. Mackey.)
(Her last appearance, but not last mention. Died of causes unknown.)
[edit] Notes
- Ms. Choksondik is from Denver.
- In an apparent play on the way children sometimes make fun of their teachers' names, the boys usually miss the obvious joke of Ms. Choksondik's unusual surname, calling her Ms. Makes-Me-Sick (Fourth Grade) or Ms. Chokes-On-Rocks (How to Eat with Your Butt). However, in "The Death Camp of Tolerance", they laughed at her name, implying that they might have finally gotten the joke.
- In Fourth Grade she was followed by kittens trying to obtain milk from her huge, sagging breasts.
- Ms. Choksondik was a virgin until Proper Condom Use.
- Ms. Choksondik, although killed off in a previous episode, was seen in the background in the show's 100th episode I'm a Little Bit Country.
- In the Japanese dub of the series, Ms. Choksondik is voiced by Kenji Nomura.
| Staff at South Park Elementary |
| Current |
| Mr. Adler | Ms. Claridge | Mr. Garrison | Mr. Mackey | Mr. Venezuela | Principal Victoria |
| Former |
| Chef | Ms. Choksondik | Ms. Crabtree | Ms. Stephenson See Also: List of Characters |
