|Voiced by|| Matt Stone ("Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset" and "Dances with Smurfs")|
Trey Parker ("Breast Cancer Show Ever")
|First||"Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset"|
Mr. Testaburger wears a blue-green shirt and black trousers. He has ginger hair and a ginger beard.
Mr. Testaburger appears to love his daughter very much and initially was disgusted with the Stupid Spoiled Whore fad - like Wendy - in "Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset" but he too was taken by the fad when teenage girls began rubbing all over him and he caved in. He did get cross with Wendy in "Breast Cancer Show Ever" although not as much. He seems to not care about Wendy's relationship with Stan Marsh.
- "Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset"
- "Breast Cancer Show Ever"
- "Dances With Smurfs"
- "Sarcastaball" - Seen at the PTA meeting with all the other parents.
- "Insecurity" - Seen with the other adult males rallying to get rid of the UPS delivery driver.