When the news team re-grouped to produce a more titillating tabloid program, their rating were up by 3 viewers over Craig's, reaching 60 in total. Mr. Meryl congratulated the boys' efforts, but they were again cancelled due to Craig's revamped show, Animals Close-Up With a Wide-Angle Lens Wearing Hats.
Mr. Meryl wears a brown button-up shirt with a black tie. He has red, balding hair, a red mustache, and red eyebrows.
|South Park Elementary Staff|
|Richard Adler | Ms. Claridge | Mr. Derp | Mr. Garrett | Mr. Mackey | Mr. Meryl | Mrs. Nelson | Mrs. Streibel | Mr. Venezuela | Mr. Wyland | Pearl | Recess Supervisor | Girls' Volleyball Coach | P.C. Principal|
|Chef | Mr. Conners | Ms. Choksondik | Ms. Crabtree | Ms. Ellen | Mr. Garrison | Mr. Marsh | Mr. Slave | Ms. Stevenson | Principal Victoria|