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Mr. Meryl

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Mr. Meryl is the audio/visual department adviser of South Park Elementary. He acted like a studio executive when he cancelled the news program Super School News, which had a 4 rating, in favor of Craig's program Animals Close-Up With a Wide-Angle Lens which had a 57 rating.

When the news team re-grouped to produce a more titillating tabloid program their rating were up by 3 viewers over Craig's reaching a 60 in the ratings. Mr. Meryl congratulated the boys' efforts but they were again cancelled do to Craig's revamped show, Animals Close-Up With a Wide-Angle Lens Wearing Hats. His only appearances were in "Quest for Ratings" and "Gluten Free Ebola".


Mr. Meryl wears a brown button-up shirt with a black tie. He has red, balding hair, a red mustache, and red eyebrows.


South Park Elementary Staff
Richard Adler | Ms. Claridge | Mr. Derp | Mr. Garrett | Mr. Mackey | Mr. Meryl | Mrs. Nelson | Mrs. Streibel | Mr. Venezuela | Mr. Wyland | Pearl | Recess Supervisor | Girls' Volleyball Coach | P.C. Principal
Chef | Mr. Conners | Ms. Choksondik | Ms. Crabtree | Ms. Ellen | Mr. Garrison | Mr. Marsh | Mr. Slave | Ms. Stevenson | Principal Victoria

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