"Miscellaneous Merchandise" is under construction. Some information may be missing.
Towels[]
Image | Name | Description | In Production? | Link |
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South Park Cartman Real Fake Beach Towel | N/A | [1] | ||
South Park Towelie Hand Towel | No matter where you go, don’t forget to bring a towel! Perfect for kitchens and bathrooms, this South Park Towelie Hand Towel makes a great homecoming gift for any South Park fan. Place this hand towel where everyone can see you represent your favorite South Park towel. | [2] | ||
South Park Towelie Beach Towel | Going to the pool or the beach? Don’t forget to bring a towel! Whether you are drying off after catching some waves, soaking up the summer sunshine, or using it as your new favorite bath towel, this South Park Towelie Beach Towel lets you take Towelie with you everywhere you go. | [3] | ||
South Park Towelie Horizontal Beach Towel | You will have a beachin’ time every time you towel off with this South Park Towelie Horizontal Beach Towel. Featuring your favorite towel in his true form, this beach towel is perfect for your next vacation. | [4] | ||
South Park: Towelie Towel | Towelie says: "Don't forget to give a towel" ...to all of your friends this holiday season. Towelie is the perfect companion on all of your adventures, even the ones you take when you never leave your room. Towelie is a large, full-size bath towel featuring big, red eyes...you can decide how they got so red. |
Stickers[]
Image | Name | Description | In Production? | Link |
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South Park Cartman Stay Back Die Cut Sticker | The pandemic may be coming to an end, but this South Park Cartman Stay Back Sticker reminds people that they should stay six feet back at all times. Perfect for water bottles, laptops and more, this South Park Cartman sticker is a must-have accessory for any fan of the show. | [5] | ||
South Park Wooden Logo Die Cut Sticker | Whether you place it on your laptop or water bottle, this South Park Wooden Logo Sticker shows off just how much you love the series. You will love displaying this South Park sticker on the surface of your choosing. | [6] | ||
South Park Cartman Trophy Boyfriend Die Cut Sticker | Keep a few of these stickers handy for that moment you've been waiting for when your S.O. has truly earned the title "Trophy Boyfriend". Made of durable vinyl, he can flaunt this 3" x 3" trophy on his computer, water bottle or just about anywhere! | [7] | ||
South Park Boys Sticker Bundle Pack Of 4 | Take your favorite South Park friend group everywhere you go with this South Park Boys Four Sticker Bundle. Featuring stickers of Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny, this South Park sticker bundle is a must-have accessory for fans. | [8] | ||
South Park Scenery Logo Die Cut Sticker | You don’t have to be in South Park to take its scenery with you. Featuring the iconic South Park scenery within the show title, this South Park Scenery Logo Sticker is a unique addition to your laptop, water bottle and more. | [9] | ||
South Park License Plate Die Cut Sticker | Whether you are learning about timeshares in Aspen or playing World of Warcraft, this South Park License Plate Die Cut Sticker lets you represent South Park on any surface you choose to put it. | [10] | ||
South Park Tweek Plus Craig License Plate Sticker | Whether you are learning about timeshares in Aspen or playing World of Warcraft, this South Park Tweek Plus Craig License Plate Die Cut Sticker lets you represent South Park on any surface you choose to put it. | [11] | ||
South Park Ded Kenny License Plate Die Cut Sticker | N/A | [12] | ||
South Park Phone Destroyer Comic Strip Die Cut Sticker | N/A | [13] | ||
South Park Phone Destroyer Die Cut Sticker | Whether you are cheering on the superheroes or siding with the supervillains, you will love bringing the South Park: Phone Destroyer squad with you everywhere you go. With a colorful design that will be recognized by any fan, this sticker is perfect for laptops, notebooks, and water bottles. | [14] | ||
South Park Team Butters Die Cut Sticker | N/A | [15] | ||
South Park Stan F-You I Love You Die Cut Sticker | We all have that friend we have that love/hate relationship with... and for a lot of South Park that friend is Stan! Give that friend–and even your frenemies–this South Park Stan F-You I Love You Sticker for Valentine's Day to show them that deep down you really care! Well, kind of, sort of, most of the time anyway. | [16] | ||
South Park Season 25 Logo Die Cut Sticker | Celebrate the start of another epic season of South Park with the newest merch rocking the mountainous Season 25 logo! Featuring everyone's favorite four best buds and a South Park skyline in the backdrop, this South Park Season 25 Logo Die Cut Sticker is the perfect way to spruce up your water bottle or laptop! | [17] | ||
South Park Cartman Screw You Guys Die Cut Sticker | This South Park Cartman Screw You Guys Sticker lets you take your favorite Cartman quote with you everywhere you go. Whether you place it on your water bottle or laptop, this South Park Cartman Screw You Guys Sticker reminds everyone that you don’t hang around with lame losers. | [18] | ||
South Park Butters Professor Chaos Die Cut Sticker | Anyone can turn to the dark side ... even Butters. Perfect for laptops, notebooks, and water bottles, this South Park Butters Professor Chaos Die-Cut Sticker lets you take your favorite supervillain with you everywhere you go. | [19] | ||
South Park You're My Ray of Sunshine Die Cut Sticker | You're my Ray of Sunshine! Find your next ray of sunshine like Tolkien and Nichole with this South Park You're My Ray of Sunshine Die Cut Sticker place on your laptop or water bottle where ever you go! | [20] | ||
South Park Towelie Die Cut Sticker | This South Park Towelie Die Cut Sticker makes an iconic addition to your laptop, water bottle, planner, notebook and more. Featuring Towelie and the phrase “You’re a Towel” beneath him, this sticker is a must-have accessory for any fan. | [21] | ||
South Park ManBearPig Sticker Bundle | Tag all your computers, water bottles, phones, and travel mugs with the South Park ManBearPig Sticker Bundle that is both fashionable and functional. Functional in that it will warn all your neighbors that ManBearPig - half man, half bear, half pig - is in fact real and simply wants to get you. | [22] | ||
South Park Butters One Too Many Sticker | N/A | [23] | ||
South Park Randy Cafeteria Fraîche Sticker | Lalalalala la, fraîche, fraîche. Support Randy with his cooking show dreams with this South Park Randy Cafeteria Fraîche Sticker. Perfect for laptops, water bottles and more, this South Park Randy Cafeteria Fraîche Sticker is a must-have accessory for Randy Marsh fans. | [24] | ||
South Park Randy Crème Fraîche Sticker | Crème fraîche, Cafeteria Fraîche. Lalalalala fraîche. Randy Marsh tries his hand at his very own cooking show. Show off your love for South Park and cooking with this South Park Randy Crème Frachîe Sticker. Perfect for laptops, water bottles and more, this South Park Randy Crème Frachîe Sticker is a must-have accessory for Randy Marsh fans. | [25] | ||
South Park I'm Not Just Your Friend Die Cut Sticker | Don't just be a friend, but also a buddy! Featuring the Canadian Prime Minister and the phrase “I'm Not Just Your Friend, I am Also Your Buddy!” beneath him, this sticker is a must-have accessory for any fan. | [26] | ||
South Park Stan I Just Want My Life Back Die Cut Sticker | After the dumpster fire that was 2020, it’s obvious that everyone just wants their life back. No matter where you stick it, this South Park Stan I Just Want My Life Back Sticker lets everyone know that you are ready to end social distancing so you can get back to a world of school and Build-A-Bear Workshops. | [27] | ||
South Park Randy Marsh Silhouette Die Cut Sticker | This South Park Randy Marsh Silhouette Sticker lets you take the man, the myth, the legend with you everywhere you go. Perfect for laptops, water bottles and more, this South Park Randy Marsh Silhouette Sticker is a must-have accessory for Randy Marsh fans. | [28] | ||
South Park Randy I Thought This Was America Die Cut Sticker | From laptops to water bottles, this South Park Randy I Thought This Was America Die Cut Sticker lets the world know that you, like Randy Marsh, will always stand up for yourself. Why? Because this is America! This sticker also makes a great gift for any South Park fan. | [29] | ||
South Park Awesom-o Die Cut Sticker | Small and trustworthy, A.W.E.S.O.M.-O_4000 doesn’t judge you at all. Show some love for your favorite Japanese robot by adding this South Park AWESOM-O Die Cut Sticker to your water bottle, laptop or planner. This sticker also makes a great gift for any South Park fan. | [30] | ||
South Park NFT Kiss Cut Sticker Sheet | N/A | [31] |
Blankets[]
Image | Name | Description | In Production? | Link |
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South Park Faces of Kenny Sherpa Blanket | Are you ready to make your South Park marathons even more premium? Then you will love wrapping yourself in this South Park Faces of Kenny Sherpa Blanket! Featuring the many faces of Kenny McCormick, this blanket will keep you nice and toasty as you rewatch your favorite Kenny moments throughout the South Park series. | [32] | ||
South Park Faces of Stan Sherpa Blanket | This cozy South Park Faces of Stan Sherpa Blanket lets you celebrate the many faces of Stan Marsh in ultimate comfort. Featuring ultra-soft sherpa material, this 50" x 60" blanket will keep you nice and toasty as you settle in for a South Park marathon. This eye-catching blanket also makes a great gift for anyone that Stans Stan. | [33] | ||
South Park Faces of Kyle Sherpa Blanket | Whether you are watching the latest episode of South Park or taking a midday snooze after eating a bag of Cheesy Poofs, this South Park Faces of Kyle Sherpa Blanket will keep you nice and toasty all day long. Made of ultra-soft sherpa materials and featuring the many faces of Kyle, this blanket will quickly become your favorite household item. | [34] | ||
South Park Faces of Cartman Sherpa Blanket | Cozy, cuddly, and softer than Cartman’s kitty who won’t shut the hell up, this South Park Faces of Cartman Sherpa Blanket is perfect to snuggle up in while watching your favorite South Park episodes. With a bold design that any South Park fan would appreciate, this sherpa blanket also makes a great housewarming gift to any Cartman enthusiast. | [35] | ||
South Park Faces of Butters Sherpa Blanket | Oh hamburgers, this South Park Faces Butters Sherpa Blanket sure is cozy! From cuddling up on cold nights to snuggling in for a South Park marathon, this ultra-soft sherpa blanket will keep you warm while you laugh at all of Butters classic phrases throughout the series. Featuring the many faces of Butters, this blanket is sure to make you smile each time you reach for it. | [36] | ||
South Park The Terrance and Phillip Show Sherpa Blanket | Are you Terrance and Phillip’s #1 fan? Then you will love cuddling up in this South Park The Terrance and Phillip Show Sherpa Blanket during their next episode! Made with ultra-cozy sherpa materials and featuring Terrance and Phillip front and center, this blanket is a must-have for your media room. | [37] | ||
South Park Tweek Plus Craig License Plate Sherpa Blanket | Enjoy watching your favorite South Park episode with this South Park Tweek Plus Craig License Plate Sherpa Blanket! Featuring a South Park license plate, this blanket is a must-have accessory for any fan’s growing South Park collection. | [38] | ||
South Park Towelie Smoking Velveteen Blanket | Towelie knows everything about "native" medicine...if he could only remember it. From South Park marathons to relaxing nights in, Towelie fans will love cuddling up in this ultra-soft & plush South Park Towelie Velveteen Blanket. | [39] | ||
South Park Towelie Smoking Sherpa Blanket | Towelie knows everything about “native” medicine...if he could only remember it. From South Park marathons to relaxing nights in, Towelie fans will love cuddling up in this ultra-soft South Park Towelie Sherpa Blanket. | [40] | ||
South Park Splash Superheroes Sherpa Blanket | This South Park Splash Superheroes Sherpa Blanket is perfect to snuggle up in as you play South Park: Phone Destroyer. Featuring your band of favorite superheroes on the soft mink front with a cozy sherpa back, this blanket is a must-have accessory. | [41] | ||
South Park Phone Destroyer Sherpa Blanket | Whether playing South Park: Phone Destroyer or watching your favorite episodes of South Park, you will love snuggling up in this South Park: Phone Destroyer Sherpa Blanket. With its soft mink front featuring your favorite superheroes and villains backed by cozy sherpa back, this blanket will quickly become your favorite household accessory. | [42] | ||
South Park Goth Michael Sherpa Blanket | After a long day of dancing while looking at the ground and criticizing all of the conformists out there, you will love snuggling up in this South Park Gotch Michael Sherpa Blanket. Featuring Michael on the soft mink front and complete with a cozy sherpa black, this blanket is perfect to throw on as you contemplate the meaninglessness of life. | [43] | ||
South Park Goth Pete Sherpa Blanket | Even goth kids need to enjoy some R&R. Get ready to write poetry about death, complain about how pointless life is, and discuss why conformists are the worst in ultimate comfort with this South Park Goth Pete Sherpa Blanket. With a design of Pete on the soft mink front and a cozy sherpa back, this blanket is perfect for any goth kid. | [44] | ||
South Park Goth Firkle Sherpa Blanket | After a long day of wallowing in the pointlessness of life, you will love relaxing under this South Park Goth Firkle Sherpa Blanket. With its soft mink front, featuring a design of Georgie “Firkle” Smith sitting on a gravestone, completed by a cozy sherpa back, this South Park blanket is the perfect accessory for any goth kid. | [45] | ||
South Park Goth Henrietta Sherpa Blanket | While practicing spells or writing poetry about death and sorrow, you will love snuggling up in this South Park Goth Henrietta Sherpa Blanket. With a haunting design of Henrietta on the mink front and a soft sherpa back, this South Park blanket will become any goth kid’s new favorite accessory. | [46] | ||
South Park Devil Tweek Sherpa Blanket | After a long day of battling Devil Tweek, you deserve some relaxation. Made of ultra-cozy sherpa materials and featuring a hellish Devil Tweek design, this South Park Devil Tweek Sherpa Blanket is the perfect addition to your South Park collection. | [47] | ||
South Park Mr. Hankey Sherpa Blanket | "Howdy ho!" and "Happy Holidays!" from your favorite talking lump of feces. Made of 100% polyester, this ultra-soft South Park Mr. Hankey Sherpa Blanket is perfect to snuggle up in after baking cookies, singing carols and trying your hardest to have a happy, non-offensive, non-denominational holiday season. | [48] | ||
South Park Kyle I Learned Something Today Sherpa Blanket | Whether you have one favorite Kyle moral of the day or several, this Kyle I Learned Something Today Sherpa Blanket lets you represent Kyle and all of his wisdom in comfort. Made of ultra-soft sherpa material, this blanket is perfect to cuddle up in while watching South Park. | [49] | ||
South Park I Love You Social Distancing Sherpa Blanket | Why be near people when you can social distance in this South Park I Love You Social Distancing Sherpa Blanket? Made of soft sherpa materials and featuring Cartman in his pajamas, this blanket is perfect to snuggle up in as you avoid the general public. | [50] | ||
South Park Future Bus Stop Sherpa Blanket | Represent post-pandemic Cartman, Kenny, Kyle and Stan with the official South Park Future Bus Stop Sherpa Blanket. This blanket features all four adult boys at the bus stop with the classic South Park scenery in the background. Grab this cozy blanket and get comfortable while watching the SOUTH PARK: POST COVID exclusive event! | [51] | ||
South Park Butters Is My Boyfriend Sherpa Blanket | Don't show this blanket to Charlotte unless you want to make her jealous! But for real this seriously soft South Park Butters Is My Boyfriend Sherpa Blanket is the perfect gift to keep you and your loved ones warm on a cold winter night. Available in Pink, White and Black, this design is fun for any South Park fan! | [52] | ||
South Park Awesom-o Sherpa Blanket | After a long day spent telling A.W.E.S.O.M.-O_4000 about your hesiated colon, you will love snuggling up in this South Park AWESOM-O Sherpa Blanket. Perfect for South Park marathons, this ultra-soft sherpa blanket is the perfect addition to your household. | [53] | ||
South Park Alien Invaders Grey Sherpa Blanket | N/A | [54] |
Kitchen Accessories[]
Image | Name | Description | In Production? | Link |
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South Park Oh My God I Killed Kenny Laser Engraved Cutting Board | This South Park Oh My God I killed Kenny Cutting Board is a hilarious gift to give any South Park fan and cooking enthusiast. Featuring a busted Kenny McCormick front and center, this durable bamboo cutting board makes an excellent addition to your kitchen decor and growing South Park collection. | [55] | ||
South Park Smorgasvien Laser Engraved Cutting Board | It's called a Smorgasvein and it's elegantly cultural! Channel your inner Randy Marsh with this South Park Smorgasvein Laser Engraved Cutting Board. This durable bamboo cutting board features the Smorgasvein logo in the center, and makes an excellent addition to your kitchen collection. | [56] | ||
South Park Kenny 10-Slot Knife Block Holder |
STABBED IN THE BACK (AGAIN) Gonna leave your woes behind with this exclusive knife block shaped like the unlucky Kenny from South Park. Satellites, mutant turkeys, aliens, statues — Kenny has met his end by many methods. Let's face it, he's doomed no matter what, so why not keep your knives safely contained for a tidier kitchen. A few sharp utensils won't be enough to do in the toughest kid in Colorado. The foul-mouthed youth will help keep your countertop organized with this freestanding knife block display resembling his familiar hooded figure.
KNIVES HAVE BEEN RUNNING AMOK FOR FAR TOO LONG Reenact Kenny's untimely demise by placing your kitchen knives in the 10 built-in slots scattered across his body. Impale poor Kenny with up to four 7.5-inch knives, four 7-inch knives, and two 3.5-inch knives. In his back, no less! Don't worry, you won't be the one who killed Kenny (probably). Slice and dice with officially licensed kitchenware from the hit animated series South Park. Knives not included. |
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Lunch Boxes[]
Image | Name | Description | In Production? | Link |
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South Park Phone Destroyer Vintage Tin Lunch Box | Whether playing South Park: Phone Destroyer or watching your favorite episodes of South Park, you will love using this South Park Phone Destroyer Vintage Tin Lunch Box! This collectible lunch tin is a must-have for fans and perfect for packing all of your meals. Bring it to work or school--anywhere you go. Featuring all of your favorite Phone Destroyer characters front and center, this retro metal lunch box makes the perfect gift for birthdays, graduations, and holidays! | [58] | ||
South Park Vintage Tin Lunch Box | Show off your love for your favorite South Park characters with this South Park Vintage Tin Lunch Box! This collectible lunch tin is a must-have for fans and perfect for packing all of your meals. Bring it to work or school--anywhere you go. Featuring Cartman, Kyle, Stan, and Kenny front and center, this retro metal lunch box makes the perfect gift for birthdays, graduations, and holidays! | [59] |
Standees[]
Image | Name | Description | In Production? | Link |
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South Park Stan Cardboard Cutout Standee | Stan once said that discipline comes from within, but why use self control when you can add this South Park Stan Standee to your South Park character collection? Featuring Stan Marsh standing on top of the show logo, this standee is perfect for media rooms, bedrooms, offices and more. | [60] | ||
South Park Kyle Cardboard Cutout Standee | Are you saying that you don't have a South Park Kyle Standee?! Whether you place it in your media room, living room, office or bedroom, this Kyle Standee gives this clinically-depressed facephiliac on Prozac an important place in your home. | [61] | ||
South Park Cartman Cardboard Cutout Standee | This South Park Cartman Standee lets you celebrate your favorite festively plump character wherever you place it. Great for media rooms, dorms, offices and more, this Cartman Standee is perfect for selfies, South Park-themed parties and decorative upgrades. | [62] | ||
South Park Kenny Cardboard Cutout Standee | Give your media room, dorm or office a killer upgrade with this South Park Kenny Standee. Ideal for selfies, South Park marathons and general decor, this Kenny Standee lets you show some love for one of South Park's unluckiest individuals. | [63] | ||
South Park Towelie Cardboard Cutout Standee | This South Park Towelie Standee will remind you to always bring a towel. No matter where you place it, this standee lets you celebrate Towelie's finest accomplishments, including running a farm with Randy Marsh, playing "Funkytown" at a secret government base, and being the most out of control towel you know. | [64] |
Games & Puzzles[]
Image | Name | Description | In Production? | Link |
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South Park Monopoly | Every South Park fan needs this collector's edition of South Park MONOPOLY®️! You and your best buds can take over South Park Elementary or own Cartmanland. Join Cartman, Kenny, Kyle, Stan, Butters, and Token as you buy and sell South Park's most famous locations. Get one for yourself or anyone you know who loves South Park! | [65] | ||
South Park Grand Wizard Cartman 20-Sided Dice | Whether you call it a icosahedron, polyhedron, or simply your favorite South Park 20-Sided Dice, this South Park-themed dice is the perfect addition to your game night. With 20 sides that feature Grand Wizard Cartman, this 20-sided dice is perfect for any South Park fan. | [66] | ||
South Park Rubik's Cube | Fortunately, this South Park Rubik's Cube is not the Cube of Ultimate Destruction that will destroy the galaxy if meddled with. Featuring your favorite South Park characters, this South Park Rubik’s Cube will keep any South Park fan entertained as they try to line up each side. | [67] | ||
South Park Paper Bus Stop 1000 Piece Puzzle | You don’t have to go to South Park to see Cartman, Stan, Kyle and Kenny when you have this South Park Paper Bus Stop 1000-Piece Puzzle by your side. Complete with 1000 pieces that create the iconic South Park bus stop scene when finished, this South Park puzzle will keep you and your friends busy between South Park episodes. | [68] |
Joggers[]
Image | Name | Description | In Production? | Link |
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South Park NFT Toss Pattern Unisex Joggers | N/A | [69] | ||
South Park Characters Adult Fleece Joggers | N/A | [70] |
Robes[]
Image | Name | Description | In Production? | Link |
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Cartman Cosplay Hooded Plush Robe | [71] | |||
Kenny Cosplay Hooded Plush Robe | [72] | |||
Kyle Cosplay Hooded Plush Robe | [73] | |||
Stan Cosplay Hooded Plush Robe | [74] | |||
Towelie Cosplay Hooded Plush Robe | [75] |