The Midget Wearing a Bikini is a news reporter for the Channel 4 News. He appeared in "Pinkeye" and South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut, as well as in the video games, South Park: The Stick of Truth, and South Park: The Fractured But Whole.
Midget Wearing a Bikini is similar to other reporters, who also have unusual names, such as Creamy Goodness, Quadriplegic Swiss Man on a Pony, Hispanic Man with Gravy Stains on his Lapel, Tom Pusslicker, Chris Swollenballs, and "A 34 Year-old Asian Man Who Looks Strikingly Similar to Ricardo Montalbán".
As his name suggests, he is a midget wearing a pink bikini. He has short black hair, a black mustache, and short, hairy legs.
Reports a UFO crash, while reassuring the public that there is nothing to fret.
Reports the disturbances made by an unknown public offender; the new kid.